Tag Archives | 3rd December

We want you! By Yaashana S TJS

Are you currently seeking a Toy dragon child ? Do you have degrees in the area of dragon parenting? Are you willing to adopt a dragon?

We are seeking parents for our Toy Dragons. These wondrous dragons can care for your younger one while you have a busy day at work. You will never have a heavy weight on your shoulders anymore if you adopt a defenceless Toy Dragon. 

We know what you’re thinking, “What the heck are these people saying, dragons eat people.” But the Toy Dragon is completely different to its fellow cousins, and because of this they are teased. We are offering £9,000,000,000, a Mansion, with a heated pool, jacuzzi and vast playroom, if you adopt a Toy Dragon.

We need you now! By Frances

We need you now!

Today we need dragon hunters to save us from the dragons, attacking the town. Are you strong? Are you brave? Well look no further!

 

Every dragon you hunt down, you will be rewarded with seven sacks of gold, as well as every town member will respect you, and trust you with their life. If you are able to climb, swim and even run then this is for you! Dragons like the Punctuation dragon are on the loose and we need you to catch them. Moreover this offer will include a knapsack filled with food, weapons, and even a large net. 

 

Whatever the size of the dragon, you can catch it! Get yourself into the record books with your entertaining work. We guarantee your safety with our safe tools, and reliable ways to catch these foul beasts. With your package you will also be presented with a pack of instructions on how to catch your first dragon.

We need you now!

WE NEED YOU………Aisha

Are you looking for a job? Well your stop is here. Rewards: You will win £2,000,000 and be the first millionaire of LA, Have a gift card of KFC chicken and be in the dragon slayers Guinness record. All you need to do is capture this dragon. It is a proper fashionista but please be aware that it can steal your clothes (only is they are designer: Gucci, Channel, Dior etc). If you are squeamish or don’t like killing this job is made for you. Lurring a biscuit on a fishing rod as if it is a bait then lead it towards its cave full of diamonds. It is located above the cinema and is grey on the outside but outstandingly magnificent in the inside. Any of your dreams will be accomplished by us, we will fulfill your dreams and serve you the best of all. You will live in a mansion and have dozens of servants serving you. Please just please help our community.

Dragon hunter

BREAKING NEWS!!! Sorry to interrupt this football match. Dragons have been attacking the village Humbleberge. We need the best of the best the legends of all legends the most amazing dragon hunter. Are you up for the challenge if so call 999111456723 now the village of Humbleburg needs you. Now back to the football match. 

Helpers Wanted!

 

Are you looking for a job? Well your stop is here. Rewards: You will win £2,000,000 and be the first millionaire of LA, Have a gift card of KFC chicken and be in the dragon slayers Guinness record. All you need to do is capture this dragon. It is a proper fashionista but please be aware that it can steal your clothes (only is they are designer: Gucci, Channel, Dior etc). If you are squeamish or don’t like killing this job is made for you. Lurring a biscuit on a fishing rod as if it is a bait then lead it towards its cave full of diamonds. It is located above the cinema and is grey on the outside but outstandingly magnificent in the inside. Any of your dreams will be accomplished by us, we will fulfill your dreams and serve you the best of all. You will live in a mansion and have dozens of servants serving you. Please just please help our community and our lives.

Dragon hunter wanted. Bye Arrin

Are you the world’s best dragon hunter? Can you take down the mightiest dragons on Earth? If so then come down to 46 dragon street. 

You need to be able to:

  • Speak the language of dragons
  • Swim 
  • Hold your breath for 2 minutes under water.

Your will be awarded with:

  • Money
  • A 9 carat gold trophy 
  • Anything you want.

Please call 177384.

Emerald dragons

The emerald dragon lives in Canada in mines and only sneaks out at night. It’s white with black spots all around his back with green emerald eyes that will crush your soul into tiny little pieces. It eats fish, meat, grass and emerald sweets. If you ever dare to see the emerald dragon run immediately! Some of these creatures are little angels but some of them are devils that will melt your heart.

Are you worthy?

WE NEED YOU. Are you the finest? This is a life opportunity to become the worlds hero. Want to be a billioner? Well then this is for you! 

Sign up now before this opportunity will expired. Fascinating dragons like this can create your life job. This is YOUR LAST CHANCE JOIN NOW!

Dragon Hunter Mustafa TJS

Do you have the skills of a dragon hunter? 

Are you skilled with a sword?

 But the largest question of all is, do you want to be rich? 

Well if you want and have all of this then come down to the DHC(Dragon Hunter community). The essentials you will need are underneath:

  • A sword
  • A pair of boots
  •  A knapsack 
  • Warm clothes

The essentials are NEEDED! Please phone 07987251075 or put your name up on the clipboard outside the park. 

You will have 3 days of training and 1 day of learning the basics of fighting a dragon. This could be your chance to become a legend, this is a hard challenge indeed, but you will awarded greatly with 5 large bags if 100 golden coins!Hunters, we need YOU!

Dragon advert by EmilyTJS

Wanted dragon tamer. Are you strong and athletic? Are cunning and clever? Do you want to get into the record books? We need you as dragons have been destroying buildings near Turnfurlong junior. The dragon you shall be taming will be the nightmare dragon it is dark with a powerful blast. We will provide you with: armour, weapons and health insurance. To get to our school you will need to: travel down the mountains and walk the road of life and you will find us at the end. After you get there you will need to: find the nightmare dragon, find it’s weakness, tame it and scare it away. We will reward you with: a golden Phoenix egg, wealth beyond your wildest dreams and a castle.