Poetry.

The day was warm and the night was cold but the cat would not get of my hat! The cat was sleeping but it would not get off my hat, it was playing, it was getting chased, it was eating , but it would not get of my hat , that cat would seriously not get off my hat.It loves my hat I promise, but the cat has also ripped my hat so I just got a new hat, but it did the same so now the cat has two hats. As of now I will never by a hat again. I could by a mitten, so I brought a mitten but the cat took the mitten oh yes it took the mitten, that very sly cat took my mitten so instead of taking it back I left it there with no concern, I brought nothing else from that day on so the cat took my clothes! It started to take my clothes so I got it its own yes, I got a cat clothes, call me crazy all you like but try having a cat with a hat and you will see you might just become crazier than me. Oh, you got a cat I see, which was a bad Idea if your telling me, our cats can be friends now I see that they were always lonely.

To create a treasure, I would take.

If I were summoned to create a treasure I would take: the horcruxes Rowena Ravenclaw’s diadem

(her crown), Tom Riddle’s diary, Marvolo Gaunt’s Ring, Salazar Slytherin’s locket, Helga Hufflepuff’s cup, Harry Potter (yes, he was a horcruxes) and Nagini the snake. I would also take Hermione, Harry, Luna, Ginny and Albus Dumbledore’s wands, Indiana Massara’s voice, a phoenix feather, Wanda Maximoff’s heart, frozen fire, area 51. These are the things I would take to treasure.

To create a treasure, I would take.

If I were summoned to create a treasure I would take: the horcruxes Rowena Ravenclaw’s diadem

(her crown), Tom Riddle’s diary, Marvolo Gaunt’s Ring, Salazar Slytherin’s locket, Helga Hufflepuff’s cup, Harry Potter (yes, he was a horcruxes) and Nagini the snake. I would also take Hermione, Harry, Luna, Ginny and Albus Dumbledore’s wands, Indiana Massara’s voice, a phoenix feather, Wanda Maximoff’s heart, frozen fire, area 51. These are the things I would take to treasure.

The Nowhere Emporium

In the room of leprechauns,

they painted my face green and gave me a pot of gold.

In the room full of life,

They tried to kill me.

In the room of goblets,

One was throwing up blue flames.

In the room of mermaids,

a fin magically replaced my feet.

In the room of requirements,

The DADA (Defense Against the Dark Arts) asked me to join them and help defeat Lord Voldemort (aka no nose).

In the room of cookie dough,

I never stopped eating yum.

In the room of school,

I was forced to do work that was never ending!

In the room of teachers,

I was the only child, I think I walked into a staff meeting.

In the room of cats,

Kumari was playing with over 100,000 species of cats at once.

In the room of dogs,

the French bulldogs saw one cat they chased the poor thing all around the room.

In the room of Hogwarts,

There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star his parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar (singing voice).

In the room of Hermione’s,

Ron and Harry were doomed for.

The Nowhere Emporium

In the room of leprechauns,

they painted my face green and gave me a pot of gold.

In the room full of life,

They tried to kill me.

In the room of goblets,

One was throwing up blue flames.

In the room of mermaids,

a fin magically replaced my feet.

In the room of requirements,

The DADA (Defense Against the Dark Arts) asked me to join them and help defeat Lord Voldemort (aka no nose).

In the room of cookie dough,

I never stopped eating yum.

In the room of school,

I was forced to do work that was never ending!

In the room of teachers,

I was the only child, I think I walked into a staff meeting.

In the room of cats,

Kumari was playing with over 100,000 species of cats at once.

In the room of dogs,

the French bulldogs saw one cat they chased the poor thing all around the room.

In the room of Hogwarts,

There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star his parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar (singing voice).

In the room of Hermione’s,

Ron and Harry were doomed for.

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What to wear?

You will need to wear, camo boots camo uniform and you will need a camo backpack .

What to bring?

You will need to bring with you in your backpack, a dragon pistol (to put the dragon to sleep), a fully loaded assault rifle AK-47 ( to protect your self from the beast) you will need a rope ( to tie the monster up) and last but not least you will need a protective- magic- jewel shield.

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