Does your life lack excitement?

Are you brave enough to bring down a vile beast?

Do you want to slay mountain trolls?

You do! Well sign up and join this war.

The town of Godrics Hollow is depending on you, so we can sleep soundly at night and not worry about  troll rampage.

If you successfully slay these horrid beasts the rewards will be plentiful. You will get a free house elf to do your biding and your own goblin made sword with its hilt encrusted with pearls. Furthermore, you will get 1 million galleons, 500 thousand sickles and 250 thousand knuts. You will also receive a firebolt to get you around our large village.

We guarantee that you will meet the boy who lived and you will get a tour around Hogwarts castle by Dumbledoor’s ghost.

Sign up for this once in a life time opportunity.

Be quick: this offer wont last long – every one will surely want this job.