Are you able to hunt dragons?

Do you want to capture one?

Are you excellent enough to trap one?

Well, look no further!

So your job is to hunt and capture a dragon. You also have the opportunity to stay in a handsome hotel on a sky ship and will be travelling on an expanding elephant for many months for FREE!

Oh yes! And the best of all is that we will give you LOTS of money and gold! And we mean LOTS!

The skills we are looking for are HOWLING hunting, CAPTIVATING climbing and curious ways of capturing and the qualities that you need are being REALLY good at fighting, HISTORIC at hiding and SUPERB at seeking.

So that’s why you should have this job. And if you want to, then go ahead, apply now and live your dreams! To apply, go to http://www.dragonbountyhunt.com.

An invisibility cloak because in case I want to take someone/ something when I need them/it without anyone seeing me.

A nice-looking, comfortable dressing gown because in case I get too cold.

An energy drink because in case I get too tired and desperate for energy.

Some strong pets because in case I am about to get attacked.

Yummy, unlimited food because in case I get hungry or haven’t eaten in a while.

A map because in case I don’t know the directions to where I want to go/ get lost.

A rope because in case I want to tie up some enemies.

Unlimited plasters, bandages and ice because in case I want to cure any bruises, cuts and more stuff that hurts.

From its lethal lair,

The disheartening dragon’s callous eyes stare

Sparkling like respected rubies.

Its touchy tail teeters,

Glancing off the ground,

Gold scales screech.

Gaping, the dragon divulged

its gold tusks;

rows of tight teeth

jut from rapacious jaws

prepared to crunch, munch and scrunch.

Crescent claws carve beef.

Bones lay sprinkled,

the most destructive of dice.

Wings, like an atrocious, ancient ship,

clang in the wintry wind.

The dragon’s scales seize

the sun’s freezing rays

in a flash of fire.

Noxious,

it casts the shabby shadows of grief,

the wind caught in its bloody teeth.