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Wanted! – Goblin hunter

Do you seek your destined job? Do you possess the skill set needed to become the most heroic figure in the land? Do you want to swim in riches meant only for royalty? If so, look below to see the wonders of becoming a goblin hunter.

We are looking for a goblin hunter, to come to the royal kingdom and rid the castle of the rebellious goblins. Meeting the queen and king yourself, you will receive a knighthood and many more things. The only goblin you have to slay is Aragog, the leader who has in a attempt to kill brought an army and forced his way into the castle, Aragog will have a golden bat and will be the tallest, as the leader of the goblin has to be the tallest of them all. They will retreat after there leader has fallen and will bow down to there new master which will be you. Another rule, the slayer of the leader will take his place. They will be your servants until you die. You will receive an everlasting bag of gold, which will refill it’s self, an unbeatable sheild and a potion making you immortal, more included later on!

The king and queen will build a statue in your honour which will be placed to the village of Thoronus. Any weapon will be sufficient especially a torch which will turn a goblin to stone. This could be could be your stroke of serendipitis, to sign up come to the local town hall of Thoronus and start your training. Imagine the hero you could become!

 

Shadow dragon

the shadow dragon is native to south Africa. It’s a very rare species, and human kind have only known one that has been brought to yellow stone national park, America,  Wyoming.  It got it’s name from it’s shadowed eyes and deep purple  coloured body. Unlike most dragons, it’s breath is a light shade of entrancing purple. Unfortunately, as it is not tamed, it can be vicious to other residents of yellow stone park. This is the reason it is being moved to an unknown, remote island. This mysterious and probably deadly dragon can kill a human with one breath out, which has resulted on yellow stone visitors death. It melts away are skin and leaves the skeleton behind.

On the tummy of this specific creature is a cross mark, showing us that the dragon cries tears of diamonds. This is shown on very little dragon species and is know as ‘the sign of the tears of the God’s.’ the few people at yellow stone park have tried to make it cry in the cruelest ways, (bending it’s wings. feeding it apple juice that they’re allergic to etc) but have only managed to produce one diamond.

The creature is luckily a fussy eater and will only eat small mice or minature grass snakes. It can go without water for five months and even a drop of liquid can keep it going for another 5 months. In conclusion, although dangerous and scary with it’s leathery , crooked wings and arched back, it’s a great find for human kind. sadly, they are not suitable pets to keep but if you find one contact the number in next weeks article. this reveals a lot more about dragons the we knew and we are happy that the shadow dragon is in good health and hasn’t harmed any animals. goodbye.