Having a boring weekend? If so, why not visit the Mystical Emporium and be stunned by the experience of a lifetime…… and astonishingly, this is all very cheap. Take your imagination and be prepared to experience your wildest dreams.
Get some tasty tantalizing terrific treats at the food hall! Yes, we offer:
Rare artefacts from around the world
For a day of total pleasure ‘stop at our shop, look at our stock, your eyes will pop’. Don’t miss out on this amazing offer. Treat yourself to an awesome day out!
We can provide an experience of:
Travelling to any wonder that exists
Replicating any extinct thing in this universe
Time travelling to the future or the past
You will not regret coming here. “I recommend coming here!” said Barack Obama.
Kids go free!
If you change your mind, you can get your money back.
Learn more on our website. Open Friday-Sunday 24 hours.