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The Soap Goblin

Surprisingly, the soap goblin loves to get dirty. Though many people around the world believe that the soap goblins live in showers or bathtubs generally they live in muddy puddles or sewers. However, many soap goblins live in dry places.

Perhaps, the minority of soap goblins take several baths and or showers a day. Unusually, soap goblins like to swim in misty dirty lakes for hours and hours.

It is thought that many of the soap goblin kin are similarly dressed. Interestingly, the majority like to be unique. Nevertheless, almost all soap goblins like to eat fudge.

That’s my soap goblin story Thanks for listening!…Or reading or whatever-

The Candy Cane Goblin

The candy cane goblin generally lives on shelves of sweet shops,
Usually with the lolly pops almost never with the liquorice sticks,

Surprisingly, they are blue and red , however the old ones are green and yellow,

Weirdly, they aren’t covered in plastic like sugar candy canes, alternatively they wear waist coats and trousers with bowties,

Amazingly, they are the smallest of all goblins, even though the majority of people don’t think so,

Interestingly, they are thought to be the fiercest goblin, even fiercer than the irn bru goblin,

Many people believe they are endangered and rarely see, unfortunately that’s true as no one has seen them for years.

Ice Goblin

Weirdly, the ice goblin lives in a tree not an ice berg.
Unfortunately, all the ice for the ice goblin is melting so he cant live on the ice if he wanted to.
Also all of the animals that the goblin eats are gong extinct.
Usually, the ice goblin eats polar bears but he has to eat fish.
Occasionally the ice goblin goes for a swim in the icy cold water.
Normally, the ice goblin goes for a warm bath next to his tree it’s a bit strange that he doesn’t melt.