Are you needing a job?Do you have a snacher?(a trap)If so, try out our new and improved way,Food do you need it ?yes,if so call 099956.

We are seeking a cacher for the fire dragon ,food , water camp we have it, in Return we will bring you 100000pounds and a dog with magic powder.

If successful you  can have a praise by any village ,Thanks for reading this Ofer good bye, From every one in the studio.