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The ocean goblin

 

The ocean goblin is a very unusual goblin because he is afraid of water but he loves sand.His favourite food is fish(extra small) ; occasionally he eats seaweed .

 

He lives in the ocean but most of the time he switches to sand because he hates water but he can’t stay on it for too long because he can’t really breathe, and when he gets too hot on the sand he has to go back in the water to cool down . He has blue skin , he has extra long fingers , green eyes and brown finger nails but he’s adorable and he has tiny , little toes . He can be vicious when needed such as when a shark  is coming . However, he gets along with most of the fish and can be anxious when he sees people .

 

Many people believe that these kinds of species can be found in south america but it is also thought that you can find them in Africa.

The tree goblin

Tree goblin

 

The tree goblin is an elusive creature found only in the northern reaches of Scotland. They are an endangered species and there are only 5000 left in the wild.

 

The tree goblin has bark-like skin in order to hide from those which would try to harm it, such as the fire goblin. It is a miniscule creature at 27cm. The goblins eyes are a bright yellow that can be easily seen through the thick plant growth. However, it’s eyes will not glow during the day because there is already light for them to see. Young tree goblins are fully lime green which makes them vulnerable to predators, so they must stay in the tree tops to avoid harm.

 

Tree goblins live in thick trees, which they have hollowed out to live in. This process takes around a year but provides safe shelter for the goblins. The majority of the trees that they live in have white or silver bark and pink core. They, usually, live in groups of three or four and scavenge in packs as well.

 

Unlike other goblins, these ride wild chickens and use them to get around more quickly. Unfortunately, this behaviour is rare to see. Also, they are very playful creatures, but they have to be careful not to expose themselves too much. Contrary to popular belief, they like to sunbathe on the tops of trees. Rather than getting sunburnt their bark gets shrivelled up.

 

The Thunder Goblin

Thunder Goblin

 

The thunder goblin is incredibly rare and it lives on the blackest thunder clouds. They are very cheeky and evil so you should never get close to them.

 

Their habitat is very unusual and strange; it has a rock bed and it drinks sea water instead of rain water. Strangely, they are terrified of rain and they hide under their bed shivering as they are very sensitive to coldness.When there is a plane coming they quickly hide and camouflage into the midnight black cloud as they don’t want to be seen. They live high in the sky on the biggest cloud they can find.

 

They wear grey rags and they have an evil glint in their horrifying eyes. Their hair is very greasy with bird feathers stuck in there. They have a lightning bolt mask covering their right eye.They have a green face with purple warts. They have long pointy ears and long dirty fingernails, a fat nose with green sticky boogers pouring out.

 

Thunder goblins eat bird wings and evaporated milk. Every Sunday all the Thunder goblins gather up and share bird wings and they have a wonderful time with lots of laughs and smiles! 

 

Thunder goblins can float and they also have immortality. Nevertheless they are interesting creatures but however they are quite  evil. Surprisingly, they have pets such as: lightning bolts,cloud dogs and cats. Maybe, you might see one of these interesting creatures on your plane ride one day!

 

By Ethan and Hughie at Burnley Road Academy!

Snow Golbin

 

Snowy Goblin

 

The snowy goblin is a goblin that lives in Scotland in the snowiest places. They’re mostly used as slaves for the king because they don’t need sleep, they work all day and night. They eat icicles. They love the sun but wherever they go snow spreads .

 

In addition, they have to wear boots so the snow does not spread all over the castle. Outside they don’t have to wear their boots but in a 10 meter radius they have to wear them. When they have their holiday they have to pay with their own money which they don’t have much because they are slaves. They have to have flat caps on to show if they are slaves.

 

Almost all of the cleaners wear leather jackets and flat caps . However the dragon trainers have to wear thick jackets made out of bear fur so they don’t dry out . If they dry out they will die . On the other side the guards are the most played goblin in all of the lands . They were night armor with an ice blade.

 

Their skin is pale white because they live in snowy areas. Also it is good for them because if they get to warm they just dry out and die. They have blisters all over their feet because they have to walk on hard sharp stones. Unfortunately since they are slaves their life span is short around about 100 years they can live in human years that’s 14 years.

 

There is 1 wise snowy goblin called Jeremy and he is planning to save all the snowy goblins. He is 1000 years old in goblin years . He has a magic staff and a fortune teller. However the king has found out about this and is trying to find a plan .

the ninja goblin

 The enemy ninja goblin is the deadliest of all goblins, able to do any martial arts and gymnastics. He 

and his fellow ninja goblins train all through the day but at nighttime is when they attack the cave  goblins!!! You see, hundreds of years ago the cave goblins, led by Mufasa, attacked the ninja goblins whilst they were asleep and caused 24 deaths including the ninja leader Pimble.

 

The ninja goblins made there home in Japan in an old abandoned dojo in west Tokyo, as the cave goblins live in the tall mountain nearby. They wear whole black and you can only see their dazzling beetle black eyes and green rotting ****** skin. All through the day the ninja goblins train hard in their dojo but at night they plan their revenge on the cave goblins.Interestingly, only adult ninja goblins plan the attack at night as the youth need to sleep in the night until they are 95.  

 

The ninjas like to train the young 2 hours after birth so they can fight back if attacked. The majority of the species, like blue and red berries best but the minority like purple and yellow berries as surprisingly,the species is vegetarian.Perhaps this is a violent species, yet some like me and Joe Farrell my Co Writer believe that the real violence comes from the cave goblins.

 

Many people believe that the ninjas have attacked the cave goblins many times before and failed every time like the time when they tried to pole vault over the wall but were stopped by guard mice. Or the time when they rode horses but the horses didn’t notice them but they’ll get there eventually. 

 

Don’t believe the cave goblins lies as they are vicious and violent murderers. 

Copyrighted by Owen and Joseph.

the spring faires

Spring Fairy

 

Spring fairies are common but hard to find in the wild.Surprisingly, they only come out once a week  for their supplies and meeting other magical creatures.They love fresh maple syrup from  maple trees.

 

They are 8cm tall and have wings bigger than themselves.Normally, their wings are light blue,bright pink or a sunny yellow.They are very majestic and beautiful to a male eye and legends say they lerd men into their homes and have them as slaves.They are as big as mice and in fours they ride on rabbits to travel if they don’t want to fly.

 

They live in tree stumps and if you look closely you will be able to see in their very small windows.Amazingly, in the deep deep forest there will be small villages and markets also they need a mayor or a protector to protect them from bears,foxes,wolves or even badgers. 

 

They have elder fairies for Autumn,Winter,Spring and Summer  to decide who and what fairies should go out and find resources and small livestock to provide for them.They will guard jam with all their lives because it gives them magic powers but not like the avengers or justice league They have small rabbits as pets.When there bored they go adventering to get supplies and food .

 

Spring fairies have been around for many years there were one of the first creatures on land and are really cool if you see them .

shadow goblin

 

Shadow goblin 

 

Surprisingly,the shadow goblin lives in the deepest precious cave with lots of ores and diamonds,Which gives him the advantage of getting money to buy food ( lots of it so he doesn’t have to come out of his cave,). As such he likes to have alone time as it helps him to train and relax so he doesn’t get nasty with people. In his spare time he enjoys watching tv because his cave is very dark and boring.

 

He likes to wear very nice clothes , he will not wear anything bright, just white grey and black,.Also he prefers to stay inside because, it makes his magic powers regenerate faster.So he can run fast, stop time,help others, but it makes him immortal so he can respawn at any given moment and speak to the dead.

 

HIs diet mainly contains donner meat pizza and chicken. He does like to be healthy though by eating salad and carrots(so he can see in the dark).But if he eats tomatoes he gets really angry and grumpy.

 

Would you like to meet him?

Forest Goblins

 

Forest Goblins 

 

Forest Goblins are a rare species of goblin that only appear once in a lifetime. They usually hide in trees to get away from the bigger predators. They are extremely small so it is very hard to find them. 

 

They usually wear leaves and bark to camouflage in with the environment. They are very fat because there are so many animals to eat. They also have big noses so they can smell their prey from miles away. Also, they have beady eyes so they can see the tiniest of objects. They have skin as green as moss.

 

They usually do their business in rivers because they haven’t adapted to know what toilets are. In addition, they are always stinky because they do not know what baths, showers or sinks are. They live inside trees and they rarely come out unless they’re hungry.

 

The Beach Goblin

 Beach Goblins

 

The beach goblin is very rare to find, surprisingly you only find them on the brightest part of the beach behind a rock. They only come out in the early afternoon, the rest of the time they sleep. The beach goblins love warm weather.

 

Amazingly the beach goblins have 

rainbow skin. They wear a pink sunbathing suit on. They also wear a rainbow sunbathing cap. The Beach goblins are 30cm tall.There skin is as smooth as a baby’s skin and they swim as fast as a lightning bolt. They can swim to France and back in 10 minutes. The beach goblin is very into fashion. They are very smart because they have a mini school near the house behind the rock.

 

Occasionally they have a special meal, on their birthday they have apple pie, fried eggs and some thick lumpy orange juice.  Normally they eat apple flavoured pasta, scorpions and they drink water.

Tongue Goblin

               

                                                             Tongue Goblin

 

        Contrary to human belief, this cute but strange goblin is rather rare and lives alone. Generally, this tongue goblin lives only for around five years and are around an inch high and two inches long from nose to tail, when they are fully grown. 

 

       They are scaly and come in a variety of different colours. Usually, they have glistening black eyes and have blunt horns on each side of their head. Furthermore, they have human-like mini tongues that have a marble effect. On the other hand, the majority are born with fur (they lose this when they become independent and able to live on their own). 

 

          These curious creatures tend to live in dark but dry areas near meadows. Some are captured and kept as pets which doesn’t allow them to breed (in the spring) and is causing their extinction.

 

          Weirdly, the minority feed on a quantity of large chickpeas and watercress which means that they must investigate above land. Several of these creatures can also accidentally consume small pebbles as it confuses them with their everyday foods.This causes indigestion, but don’t worry because a few days later these come out in the creatures waste. Fortunately, watercress is easy to find as they come in large amounts and grow rapidly, this is extremely necessary as this creature must feed often to survive. You might be wondering how these creatures manage to get the watercress as it floats on water; amazingly, these creature have gills, just like fish, below their neck and have a fast, self-drying system as their skin absorbs the water very speedily. These are the only goblins who have ever been able to do this.

Save these gorgeous, curious creatures from their extinction and don’t destroy their habitats.  

 

Be kind to all creatures or stop calling yourself humans.