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fairytale mansion advertisement!

Do you want a house that has all the necessities to torturing your child? Well this the one for you! It’s a gorgeous spacious home, it was also once lived in by Cinderella herself.

There’s a dark dungeon placed in the attic perfect for locking your child in, Perfect kitchen for slaving your child into making you breakfast and a whopping total of 8 stunning bedrooms!

The small room at the top of the mansion is perfect for storing your child in to make them anti social! Head on down to 96 Fairytale lane for more information on the house!

Top tips on looking after frosty! (my elf)

Dear mum,
I am going away to New Zealand for an interview. I’ll need you to take care of my naughty elf! He can be quite a handful, here’s my top tips on how to manage him! Only feed him Frosties cereal and cupcakes with red icing and rainbow sprinkles (he won’t eat anything else!) Make sure he’s in bed for 6pm as it takes a few hours for him to settle! When he needs to be washed, make sure to put forty tablespoons of hot chocolate powder,marshmallows and four gallons of milk so it isn’t too hot! Toodles, Clodagh.