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The land of Neverbelieve

Are your family members bored on the weekends and holidays? If so book a ticket to the land of neverbelieve at 50% off in price until the 1 January.

With lots of places to go in the land of neverbelieve on the beach you will find crocodiles wearing sunglasses sunbathing on the sand ( they are harmless ) and in the rain forest you will discover monkeys that talk in German. Around the shops you can buy flying brooms to help travel around the island. A luxurious hotel is centred in the middle of the island with 24/7 service and an elevator to go up to the trees. Other purchases you can make on the island are sweets for the kids and a tour around the gargantuan island every single step. To find out more press the link http://www.funatneverbelieve/booknow.com.

Destiny

After having a short sleep they all woke up to the sound of sharpening of weapons. After that they realised had been tied up, a tiger swaggerd into the room and started staring at the three defeated looking bunnies. Surprisingly the Tiger took one swipe and cut all the rope in half and said to vicious words” follow me. I have figured out how to get rid of these horrid beasts once and for all. The volcano is exploding in 5 hours exactly and I have got all my mates on the job directing the lava to explode on their hideout and destroy them wa’ you say abou’ tha’.

 

 “ Amazing screeched all of them in unisun.” all righ’ all righ’ keep your voice down they can probably ere’. Ok they whispered. After 4 hours and fifty minutes they were all ready. The countdown started 3,2,1 boom! The Gorm has been destroyed, amazing  oh yeah and by the way i ordered you a lift said the tiger.it was a flying motorbike it will take you there the safe spot you know. “ Oh thank you”. And they all flew away to destiny.

Chapter 2: the goblin palace

After about 7 hours of sleep Podkin woke up from a knock on the door of the shelter. He was petrified. Who could it be? WAs it the gorm? Anyway round if it was then it would find a way in so silently podkin crept over and opened the door. Funnily enough it was Traveer the messenger. Unknown what was going on he was going to let Traveer give him the note and rapidly he flue away. With hope podkin opened the letter it read: Dear podkin,

I know that you would not like me to keep this a secret but our burrow has been crushed by the gorm and he is now tracing you down with all hope

Mum.

From the only 2 words tracing down podkin had to wake up puke and Paz.

After getting ready to leave they were on walking miles and kilometers to reach Stadly holm. 

 

After 4 and a half hours of walking Paz spotted the shape of the only goblin palace. That was probably the first thing they had said in 1 hour. Maybe that could be good for them or it could go a different way and go terribly wrong. Either way they all needed a rest as it was nearly night. After walking another mile they were right there about ten meters within the first guard. As they were expecting there was no way in from the front so they would have to creep around. After creeping around the palace stealthily they found a hole one intruder might have made a hole to steal or find something. Very quietly and cautiously the crept through the hole and ended up in some old stinky suer that’s what it smelt like anyway.

 Holding their noses they sat down comfortably after 3 seconds of sitting down they herd a clanking sound and goblins shouting with rifles ready on the go. What let the three bunnies waiting was coming right down the corridor.

Chapter 1 : the leave

One afternoon, a letter came from a robbin messenger who gave the worst news ever that could change all of the bunny’s live’s. The Gorm was coming, petrified the whole colony of rabbits was going bezerk if you were one of the little bunny’s that had no idea who the gorm was then the sight for you was extremely confusing.

Once all the rabbits had calmed down the bunnies were informed what the Gorm was.
After all the information opal put into the gorm the bunnies were more knowledgeable about the gorm than everyone else. These three bunnies were Paz, Podkin and the youngest Pook.
Their mum and dad were worried about them so the mum sent them out of the burrow to the paradise burrow, a place the Gorm cannot enter. With all the gear they needed they were on a roll.

After approximately 10 minutes the three bunnies decided to have a rest and build a shelter. Once the fluffy rabbits built the shelter they all drifted of to sleep except from podkin he was thinking of the Warren having a catastrophe all the rabbits waiting for the terrifying gorm shaking he fell to sleep wondering if they would get to the paradise Warren before they become the hunted.

How to look after a goblin

Do you have a goblin? Have you ever wondered how to look after it? Well if you have then this is the exact thing for you.
What you need:

Fluffy blanket

Free space

Magic experience

Time
Bed
First, feed your goblin frogs/spider eggs until you notice that the ears have grown around 10 cm through the length and have green skin (do not worry the skin will change back in 5 minutes exactly Next, give the goblin a fluffy blanket and it will fall asleep in seconds, wait around 7-8 hours and the fluffy joy will wake up.

Then, spend half an hour or an hour outside doing anything you want with your pet (I suggest play hide and seek!). Also, don’t forget to leave it alone in a safe room to do whatever it ever wants to do. It might give you some time as well! After that, teach them how to lift things up without touching them (magic). Later on, try to find different goblin owners while it is sleeping on you. Finally, when you find another goblin owner, meet up with them and let the goblins play.

Breaking news!

“Good afternoon everyone, this is Jerry Jujvt and here are the headlines for today’s sunny day.

So to kick this program off we are going to be travelling to Bananaville to Berrald Bernard”. “ Hello everyone I am Berrald and I will inform you with the latest news of bananaville as you all probably know bananaville is known for catastrophe but today news has reached the impossible a despicable giant minion has been roaming around and destroying everything in his parth.

So earlier I interviewed Ronald Rackatheiph one of the witnesses and he said “I was distraught as after centuries of hard work the yellow blob started munching on the Bwanan le aliersandan” (the city’s sculpture).

So you hear the yellow monstrosity has been destroying the city’s pride and joy. Maybe if Tim can turn the camera round you may be able to see it, there it is, it’s absolutely crunched. Sorry Berrald we’ve run out of time that is going to wrap it up for today’s news see you tomorrow!

The fire dragon

The fire Unicorn, which is a fire breathing monstrosity, is a very rare species.
It’s personality is as dark as a piece of charred wood. It is very careless about anything even fire and has a hating for water. Red fur is perched on the creature’s body making it look cute but actually it would take anything for food.

The fire Unicorn can create fireballs just by rubbing its hooves together. They live in groups of 100-160 in a cramped cave that is burnt to a crisp. This fire ball maker is obsessed with fish which gives them pashen to hunt for a healthy meal. If you come across one you need to let it Rome around you and then it will walk off just do not move.

I have never but I have…

I have never stroked an ostrich,
but I have carefully stroked a scaly crocodile.
I have never rode a motorbike but, I have surfed.
I have never eaten chips without ketchup, but I have eaten chips without salt.
I have never played cricket in front of a 100 people crowd but, I have been in a 10,000 one.
I have never seen a koala but, I have seen a wild kangaroo.
I have never seen a wild tiger but,
I have seen a stuffed one in a museum.
I have never swam with a dolphin but, I have seen one in an aquarium.

I want to paint

I want to paint a red Aston Martin with smooth, satisfying and black reptile scales. I want to paint a zebra dashing across dazzling African land with hooves as shiny as the sun reflecting off gold. I want to paint a blobfish swimming in a colorful coral with other fellow fish.

I want to paint a lemon drizzle cake with lemon drizzle splashing everywhere. I want to paint a family splashing crazily in a jacuzzi.