Calgary Castle
Calgary Castle
Have you ever been on a holiday where you felt like you were in a dream? Are you ready for the grandest hotel in Europe? Do you like champagne? If so, then get ready for the best experience ever!
We boast an all-inclusive hotel sanctuary for you to live your best life. So once you have payed your bill on time, everything else on the resort is free! Step out on to your own personal balcony with a matching sunset drink. Not mentioning your own, 24/7, personal usher!
Our three dreamy swimming pools all have different purposes:
- One for swimming
- another with a swim up bar
- And an aqua park.
- And if they feel too crowded, you can book a private hot tub or sauna.
After a visit to our spa Cher said “Now that is what I call a spa.” You can also visit our beauty parlour in the cabin next door, with full view of the beach of course.
You may also enjoy trying all our 7 unique restaurant, from Chinese, to Italian. Not mentioning wine tasting!
We do paddle board yoga 3 days a week, but if you’re not up for that, then why not try our private boat tour?
And it’s only £2500 per person per night. Plus, you can get a 25% discount for your first stay! See you soon!
Search up: www.calgarycastel/luxury.com
Or just phone: 077602859
Rasor hotel
Rasor Hotel
Do you like the beach? If so you are in luck the Rasor hotel is the perfect place for you! You don’t want to miss out on the best summer of your life.
We guarantee the time of your life with a whole zip line centre and a climbing centre.
The Rock himself said we had the “best gym in the world”.
Step in and discover our unique facilities:
- Free spa run by robots
- Sauna big enough for two double decker buses
- Waterpark with slides everywhere you look
- A fish tank the size of a room that you can swim in
Come now so you don’t
The Grand Nautilus Hotel
The Grand Nautilus Hotel
Are you looking for a holiday where you relax, have complementary food and drinks and your kids have free care? Come to The Grand Nautilus Hotel for the best summer!
We have activities for children ages 3-15 all hours of the day like;
- Swimming in our heated pool
- Art and crafts
- Computer games on state of the art technology
We also serve free ice cream and meals for anyone under the age of 15 in our seven restaurants all rated five stars. There is food for everyone here whether you eat plants or chips.
Included in your stay, you can spend an afternoon in our movie theatre, relax in our heated pool, ride a horse down the beach, sit under the stars while drinking hot chocolate with fluffy blankets, have room service deliver food and drinks at any time of the day and much more.
Our summer sale includes a family ticket for only £150! Or Adults £50 and children are free!
The Grand Nautilus Hotel
Are you looking for a holiday where you relax, have complementary food and drinks and your kids have free care? Come to The Grand Nautilus Hotel for the best summer!
We have activities for children ages 3-15 all hours of the day like;
- Swimming in our heated pool
- Art and crafts
- Computer games on state of the art technology
We also serve free ice cream and meals for anyone under the age of 15 in our seven restaurants all rated five stars. There is food for everyone here whether you eat plants or chips.
Included in your stay, you can spend an afternoon in our movie theatre, relax in our heated pool, ride a horse down the beach, sit under the stars while drinking hot chocolate with fluffy blankets, have room service deliver food and drinks at any time of the day and much more.
Our summer sale includes a family ticket for only £150! Or Adults £50 and children are free!
the grand noutilus
The Grand Nautilus
Are you looking for the perfect holiday? Well you have found it, here at the Grand Nautilus we have special service for customers.
Step in and discover our masseuse, spa and sauna. Free first game in our casino.
Donald Trump said “he had so much fun at our Grand Nautilus hotel”.
We have free activities kids can do whilst you relax on the beach:
- Waterpark with a spiral slide through the building.
- Soft play that touches the ceiling.
- Laser tag with obstacle courses.
We will guarantee a 5 star visit! Luxury restaurants or fast food? We have everything you could think of. So don’t miss out on the summer sale with 50% off everything even booking!v
Tropical Hotel
The Tropical Hotel
Do you want to explore the Sahara Desert? Come visit our luxury hotel. If you’re not fast you’re last, don’t miss out!
We guarantee a fun packed holiday with camel trekking on the Sahara Desert, dirt bike riding and unlimited ice cream and juice.
The Rock said his favourite thing was “the camel trekking and chocolate ice cream.”
Step in and discover our unique facilities:
- Our very own reptile rehab
- The softest and best mattress in the world made from Cashmere
- Provided with your own lizard on arrival with a fee of £10 instead of £60
- Onsite lizard park
- Largest children’s indoor park in Africa
- Free Mountain/ Fossil excursion
And if all of this wasn’t enough, book now to receive 50% off.
The Grand Glamping Hotel
The Grand Glamping Hotel
Have you been dreaming of a peaceful relaxing holiday? Well that’s your sign to come to the Grand Glamping Hotel!
Enjoy an 80% off holiday with free pets to look after, the rooms include:
- Pets (you get to choose any pet!)
- Food (its free and you can pick anything)
- Flat screen TV (18 inch)
- Music (an orchestra and you pick the music)
- A king sized bed (with memory foam mattress)
You can also add a glamping area for 2 nights of your stay for free!
And for the kids we provide play areas, soft plays, muddy puddles, donkey rides and a lot more!
We have a movie theatre with blankets, popcorn, hot chocolate, marshmallows and pillows.
Come to the Grand Glamping Hotel in China!
Get your 80% off tickets only this summer so get them fast!
See you soon at The Grand Glamping Hotel in China.
The Grand Deluxe Hotel
The Grand Deluxe Hotel
Do you want the best summer of your life? Come to The Grand Deluxe Hotel on the Isles of Daisy! We can take your naughty children to the games room where they can have the best time of their life.
Come and explore the lazy river, see the Capybara Café and the trick riders on the ponies.
The world’s best juice bar is waiting for you. You can see our fountain made of quartz crystals.
Our cinema releases any movie you want.
Camilla Cabello says “you will have the best time of your life there” and she also recommends the show jumping contest.
Book now before we are sold out and you will get 50% off!
Goat
GOAT by Lachlan
I’d like you to imagine a small goat
playing with a red football.
I’d like you to remember this goat
with the joy of playing with friends.
I’d like you to call this goat your best friend
Now, please answer my survey questions:
Does your goat like to bounce on a trampoline?
Where does your goat eat its dinner?
What breed is you the PlayStation last night?
Has your goat had a pizza?
When did your goat go paddle boarding?
Would your goat like to bungee jump?
Will your goat win a prize at a talent show?
Can your goat run across the full length of Africa?
Could your goat co camping?
The Sun
I would like you to imagine the sun sinking into the mountains, and wait
until dawn for it to come up again.
Now I would like you to remember that sunrise with the same feeling
that you had when you stroked a puppy for the first time, or the joy of getting a magnum on the weekend.
Now please answer my questions.
Does your sun say hello in the morning while shinning through your window?
Where does your sun like to go for a walk?
What is your suns favourite food?
How long does your sun like to shine for/
Did your sun eat the last cookie in the cookie jar?
Has your sun ever been swimming?
When did your sun last go on holiday?
Would your sun ever go to a different galaxy?
Will your sun shine forever?
Can your sun do a cartwheel?
Is your sun the biggest in the solar system?
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