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How to take care of a minion

            How to take care of a minion

 

You will need:

A year’s supply of bananas, milkshakes and mango’s, a beach to chillax on, costumes and a big teddy bear.

 

Do you have what it takes to look after such a cute and lovely creature? I didn’t think so, not to worry this 6-step guide will fix your confusion and complication.

 

First, make sure the minion is secure and fenced off because it could get up to a lot of trouble and mischief.

 

Next, once the minion has settled down a bit, let it out to explore the house and so on or the local park or grassy area for exercise and fresh air.

 

Then, feed it 4 bananas, half a mango and any flavored milkshake a day because it’s appetite will progress very quickly.

 

Also, give the minion a regular wash because it will start to smell very bad.

 

After that, give your minion the decision of what it eats or it will not fully grow and develop.

 

Finally, if you gave your minion enough attention, love and care you could have a friend for life.

 

GRUESOME GOBLIN SEEN

James Ray

Yesterday evening, Mason Hetcher, a Doctor was on a walk when he spotted a rotten green goblin running through Malvern Hills.

Yesterday John, a local vet was on a walk when he spotted something in the Malvern Woods and he went closer to take a look but then he slowly backed away as he saw “it was about the same size of a small bin and covered in horrible green wrinkles” he also exclaimed that what people thought was a goblin hat big mouldy white horns like a goat.

Experts say to keep away from the forest and the nearby nature sanctuary, and be warned nothing is known about what the so called goblin can do, nearby Jason Hopkins has claimed that he has seen the creature but his mum has said that he is known to tell lies, if you see the creature contact 999 or tell nearby emergency services.

I’ve never, but i have

I have never, but I have

 

I have never dropped an egg, but I have cracked a window with a football.  

 

I have never been paintballing in real life,

but I have played big paintball on Roblox.

 

I have never climbed Mount Everest, but I have climbed the expensive rock wall at the leisure centre.

 

I have never been to Jurassic Park, but I have been to the Safari Park in Kidderminster.

 

I have never touched a ferocious dragon, 

but I have felt a lizards bumpy skin.

 

I have never flown fighter jet, but I have flown in a bowing A380.