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My unicorns

Most people believe that all unicorns have horns but really the forest unicorn doesn’t have a horn but instead has the power to shrink and transform into anything alive. The forest unicorn (which has leaves for hair) lives in the depths of the forest.

Usually, a female ice unicorn protects its babies but in 1947 on the 5th of January it fought a fire unicorn and lost the fight. The ice unicorn has the power to shoot out icicles from its horn but a fire unicorn has the power to shoot out fire balls that could burn you to death and once the fire has burnt you the fire unicorn will use the ashes to clean its self.

Even though most people think that all unicorn fly it is actually wrong because some unicorns can’t fly but can transform into anything.

 

What are….

What are heavy? A giant’s big house, a huge dumbbell and a ruby red bus.

What are light? A tiny rainbow jelly bean, a small blunt pencil and a white fluffy feather.

What are loud? A brown dog barking, a silver elephant and a burning volcano erupting.

What are quiet? A whisper of a quiet small person, an ant walking on a silver carpet and a squeaking baby bat.

What are hot? A burning star, a flaming hot fire and the core of the earth.

What are cold? A glimmery cold snowflake, a white fluffy snow and a ball of shiny glitter ice.

 

What are……

what are load? An elephant trumpeting at the zoo in Africa, the sound of a dark shadowles motor bike zooming down the forest at the dead of night.

 what are quiet? the sound of raindrops as soon as they hit the ground, the sound of melted chocolate as it freezes in the ice cold freezer.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          what are soft? my fury cushion laid upon my bed .  

My decions

I have never fed a dog chocolate, but I have taken a cat toy off a cat once or twice.

I have never stole from a shop , but I have used my toothbrush to clean a toilet.

I have never hit my mum , but I have chocked on the seeds of a watermelon.

I have never heard a dog scream , but I have jumped on a trampoline with shoes on.

I have never seen a lama do a backflip, but I have seen a giraffe at a zoo.

I have never seen a boy wear a skirt , but I have held a bunny before.

I have never smelt burnt chocolate , but I have climbed a mountain.

I have never watched someone get run over, but I have tasted my dads beer.

I have never befriended a parrot, but I have licked a rock.

I have never visited the USA, but I have been to France.

 

I want to paint…..

I want to paint the ocean waves thrashing at the rocks.

I want to paint the smell of a chocolate river with marsh mellows as rocks.

I want to paint the smell of lavender in a vast field with the bright golden shining through the clouds.

I want to paint the memory of when I got my hamster minky.

I want paint the taste of a strawberry’s that tastes like a sugar.

I want to paint a picture of when me and my stepdad met.

I want to paint a memory of getting sugar donuts at the seaside.

I want to paint a picture of me and my aunty getting a  salt and caramel ice cream.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The abandoned graveyard

Cherry entered the abandoned graveyard.All she could hear was the wind howling. she sensed danger all that she could see was darkness a little light flickered. Cherry tasted Scaredness cherry touched a something spiked her what was that? She said. To her surprise she had not been home for 3 hours.

The Ancient Car

The ancient car

The abandoned mini car is as old as a dinosaur.

The flat squeaky wheels scream in the wind.

The roof is as orange as it orange.

As the wind blows the door opens as a fast as a cheater.

The car was empty all that they was there was the old rust Steering wheel.

The seats were probably  stole in World War I or two.

The bonnet is dirty and rusty and opens and shuts in the howling wing and the noise so noisy as a elephant jumping.