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How to take care of a Sweet Unicorn

How to take care of a Sweet Unicorn

Have you ever had a pet unicorn or had to look after one? Well no need to fear because these instructions will help you with your Sweet Unicorn.

What you need:

  • pink cotton
  • Fluffy blanket
  • 3 times running and playing each day for 1 hour
  • 20 yummy sweets (no chocolate)
  • Strawberry fruit juice
  • Space of ice skating rink
  • Sugar soap

What to do:

1.First, grab pink cotton and the fluffy blanket from the supermarket so it has bedding for it to sleep on until you get enough space.

2.Next, purchase 20 delicious sweets (no chocolate) of any kind because it’ll feel comfortable being with you.

3.After that, find a huge space as big as an ice rink then it can run around and play with you.

4.Then, buy some juicy strawberry fruit juice from Tesco as it will be able to keep hydrated and stay alive.

5.Finally, obtain a big tub of sugar soap from sugar sweet mountain therefore you can bath it.

WARNING!

If you don’t follow these instructions the unicorn will blow candy floss over the world for ever and move away from you. However be careful and have fun

Opposites

What are strong?
My sweaty dad when he gets back from a long, fast run to Tesco and a friend that has whispered something really nasty to me.

What are weak?
A new born, whiny baby girl trying to lift an iPad and one string of my shiny, clean blonde hair.

What are soft?
A horse that has silky, brown fur as I stroke it and my new fluffy socks from Next and as soft as a birds wing when I put them on.

What are hard?
My forehead with my hard at work brain inside my forehead and a new iPad at school that’s come from a technology factory

Six things found in a skyship explorer’s rucksack

An invisible cape so I can walk past anyone unnoticed.

A magical mushroom if I eat it I will become a giant for two hours to defend myself.

A glowing pair of glasses that I can wear to give me night vision in caves.

A Jeanie lamp that can spawn a Jeanie and grant me three wishes.

A box full of endless food so I will never be hungry again.

A respectful friend that can entertain me and we not make me feel lonely.

 

 

The Dragon

The Dragon pauses,                                                                                                                                                          still as a frozen lake.

Its black hole eyes,                                                                                                                                                            stealing your confidence away.

A leathery tail,                                                                                                                                                                    sharp as dagger.

Damaged scales,                                                                                                                                                                rotting away.

Bloody intense teeth,                                                                                                                                                        reflecting Jaws.

Rusty claws like black glass,                                                                                                                                            and with one tap a diamond would smash.

Burn’t wings stretched,                                                                                                                                                    swirled up in the sky,                                                                                                                                                        stealing Satan’s spotlight.

Leaved you behind,                                                                                                                                                           spreading fire,                                                                                                                                                                   creating hell on earth.