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the uni life

funtime foxy

We are terribly sorry for interrupting this program but we have extraordinary news. At 9:57 on
Friday 1st of September. Julia Lander was teaching a history class at Gospel Oak Primary
School. An incredible visit by a Devil unicorn children in that class stayed distant from the devil
Unicorn because Devil unicorns are really dangerous lets have some news from some kids “i
Was terrified all i wanted to do is listen and this HAPPENS”said one “ i want to fly on it
“Shouted taya ok thats that if you have any info inform us on tick toc,instagram,snapchat or
phone 44+ 0991657

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Breaking news-The burning flame

Jimmy Sushi Mush

Sorry to interrupt, at 12.30 today a flaming unicorn came down from the sky. It set hampstead
train station to flames. For your information, it had a horn that shot flickering fire, after 10
Minutes the fire brigade came, an adult in the area said it needs to be understood more.Why
Did it? we don’t know. Saz age 18 says that “he really wanted to find out more and
more about this magical creature.” If you want to know more type Unicornfinderout@dok.com. Everyone be warned…

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Killer creature by Louis

Gine Sausagenose

We are interrupting this program with news you must know! At 2pm this afternoon a unicorn
burst out of the shadows and bit a group of hikers head off on the border of spain.
Other Hikers were feeling mixed emotions of surprise and fear. Bob drudm, a 4 year old
Assassin remarked that “He wanted to jump on the unicorns back and stayed with it forever
Because it had just made him a trillion air by killing his target of 300 hikers.” his Jimmy
Cannypiver his 2 year old partner also gave us the information that “The blood thirsty beast was
very calm To him and His boss because they had the scent of death on them and seemed to like
and wanted to play with them and be together.” despite the kids enthusiasm for this
Treacherous Beast. Local authorities want to exile it because of its desire for meat and threat to
society.“The beast must be destroyed if any sightings happen, call 70935683645378369. ”
Explained Policeman JoeJoe Mcbuystuff.

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Killer creature by Louis

Gine Sausagenose

We are interrupting this program with news you must know! At 2pm this afternoon a unicorn
burst out of the shadows and bit a group of hikers head off on the border of spain.
Other Hikers were feeling mixed emotions of surprise and fear. Bob drudm, a 4 year old
Assassin remarked that “He wanted to jump on the unicorns back and stayed with it forever
Because it had just made him a trillion air by killing his target of 300 hikers.” his Jimmy
Cannypiver his 2 year old partner also gave us the information that “The blood thirsty beast was
very calm To him and His boss because they had the scent of death on them and seemed to like
and wanted to play with them and be together.” despite the kids enthusiasm for this
Treacherous Beast. Local authorities want to exile it because of its desire for meat and threat to
society.“The beast must be destroyed if any sightings happen, call 70935683645378369. ”
Explained Policeman JoeJoe Mcbuystuff.

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Breaking News – Waterfalls Creature of Toxic Strangeness. By Savannah

Bobolon

Breaking News – Waterfalls Creature of Toxic Strangeness
This morning at 7am we had a report come in that college students from Kingsway College experienced
a strange new creature on their trip to London Waterfalls. Mr Conners Student from Kingsway College
is here to inform what happened. “We were just viewing the waterfalls beautiful nature until, a toad
unicorn rose from underneath the waterfall’s pond. Everyone freaked out not just the students but the
normal people who weren’t part of our college. Myself and my friends ran towards a secret cave under
the waterfall, after a while we ran out went toward my house, we do not know anything capable of this
strange creature”. Some children at younger primary schools have shared their opinions. “WE SHOULD
MAKE IT INTO A SACRIFICE!” screeched Louis from Gospel Oak Primary School in North London. WE
SHOULD MAKE IT A CARNIVAL OF A FESTIVAL EVENT!” Shouted Jorgie from Gospel Oak Primary
School in North London. “We should discuss a lesson or make it a pet OR THE BEST OF ALL MAKE IT
A BIRTHDAY PARTY SURPRISE FOR SOMEBODY.” Murmured Abdullah from Gospel Oak Primary
School. The authorities have a completely different idea to ship the creature to a secret island watch and
experimented for many years. We have no idea what could happen so we are having a public vote poll
stations are opening. If you have any further information or ideas of what should happen contact
samsongfridges@nowonderunicorn.com or call 248348368758384.

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Unicorn Murder

Matt Hancock

Unicorn Murder

Sorry to interrupt this channel, this is WorldWide Newsround. Last week on Thursday there had been 36 children and adults murdered in the forest while on a camping trip. It had been shown that a class had been on a trip to the forest, then suddenly a unicorn (which hasn’t still been found) dashed towards the class and stabbed them to death. Their blood, and flesh were shattered all over the floor. Kyle Walker, 31, Police informed that “This is an anonymous mythical creature. If you see it, take a picture of it, stay covered and try not to die. If you see this mythical creature, please alert the police. Or call +448379379694. Or go to londonsecurity.co.uk/mythical-creature-capture

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School Invasion

Echo Potter

We are interrupting This program in which an evil demon unicorn has been seen in Gospel Oak School. Studies have been killed from this creature. Persons have been horrifying and sad about missing their children. Honey wesley was teaching and the creature came in and lener potter taught him and diyd of tragik the.other person Where guid. Where guten and bleed that this school should get shut down as she fronts.And a percent was on the news that Gospel Oak school should shut down amlttey. This Is all from me bye. If you want their information please watch / read their website.

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Beach Invasion! By Kassie

|Kassie Gloom|

We are crashing this show to bring you exciting news of a serious event! In the afternoon at 3pm a reporter called Phoebe O’Connell sighted the Sea Unicorn swooping its surroundings, almost gulping a child. This was an amazing show at Crabby Beach in Somalia Mogadishu. We are hearing from Phoebe O’Connell “ WHAT. IS. GOING. ON!?” A great grandmother called Khadijo Farah reported “ Please keep my children, grandchild and all my great grandkids safe.” A life guard called Ahmed Farah comprehended to the local police. The seaweed on that creature’s head was never to be seen…… ever again. WARNING “DO NOT approach this creature.” The police advised. If see any part of its body please call:4470965799 or go to our website:fhjjrybfjdhsyffirgeu6rhfjefhvhkyer75h.com

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Killer creature by Louis

Mr Bob Drudm , an assasin

We are interrupting this program with news you must know! At 2pm this afternoon a unicorn
burst out of the shadows and bit a group of hikers head off on the border of spain.
Other Hikers were feeling mixed emotions of surprise and fear. Bob drudm, a 4 year old
Assassin remarked that “He wanted to jump on the unicorns back and stayed with it forever
Because it had just made him a trillion air by killing his target of 300 hikers.” his Jimmy Kidkiller
his 2 year old partner also gave us the information that “The blood thirsty beast was very calm
To him and His boss because they had the scent of death on them and seemed to like them and
wanted to play with them and be together.” despite the kids enthusiasm for this treacherous
Beast. Local authorities want to exile it because of its desire for meat and threat to society.“The
beast must be destroyed if any sightings happen, call 70935683645378369. ” explained
Policeman JoeJoe Mcbuystuff.

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Unicorn sighed!

Dr NIkki Samosa Spring roll

Breaking news – unicorn sighted

We are sorry to interrupt coronation street but a Psychic unicorn was spotted in New Jersey 4 pm at the tallest building in the state.Residents were advised to varcade the area. This beast might be dangerous. We now have a quote from Dr Michal Abernathe “this unicorn is evil reincarnated I can not take it anymore. The police have pleaded that if you see this unicorn call 02873786795877776654356238767456767423652 http://www.rams bottom butts unicon .co.uk tune in next time for mo gosip I am Beccles XIII this is five o’clock news thankyou for your time.

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