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How To Treat A Werewolf

Bored of the same daily life cycle? Ever feel like there is more to animal life than dogs and cats? There is a simple solution to that. Just purchase or rent a werewolf from any local mythical pet store. If you hated everything about life before, you will love everything about life now. But, werewolves aren’t exactly the dream pet you expected them to be. Even if you are never bored, you will always be occupied with it otherwise you can say hello to the inside of its mouth and goodbye to your life and the dream you wished to have.

 

Description:

Colour: Grey    Feel: Furry and soft    Eyes: Oval, sharp, intimidating    Body: Fur, white circle   Paws: Feisty, miniature, white    Size: Immense, large, tall, long  

 

What you need: Cardboard Full Moon, Meat (At Least A Year Supply), A Spacious Garden, A Discipline Collar (Explained Later), A Werewolf Costume

 

How To Tame It:

If it ever starts chasing you, this means it’s stressed. You must run under the full moon in your garden and dance. As a result, the werewolf will be entertained and stop rampaging.

At points, the werewolf might start growling at you so this means it doesn’t trust you. You must run and put on a werewolf costume. Go back to the room the werewolf is in. Start howling and walking like a werewolf. As a result, it will start to think that you are the same species as it and start trusting you again.

 

How To Treat It:

If the werewolf is interrupting you during the night, there is a simple solution to make it fall asleep with no side effects or harm done! Grab your cardboard full moon and hold it in front of the werewolf’s face. This part must be done right or the werewolf will rampage and throw tantrums that could kill someone. You must spin it like a wheel left to right 3 times, flip it twice and finally push it forward slowly. If you fail, I can’t guarantee survival.

The werewolf will often walk around and stomp it’s foot or paw because it would be starving. If it doesn’t eat 5 minutes after he starts, it will find you quite delicious. Fortunately, raw meat can fill them up for months, if you have the right amount of it, so next, you need to carry all the meat you can find and serve your little creature with as much as possible. After a lot of food, it will start to push his head forward, as it’ll be full. Because of this, you must save all the leftovers for the next few months.

Now, werewolves would often become agitated for no complete reason because they are vile creatures. However, this could be easily fixed in seconds with a discipline collar. Just make sure it seems believable to the werewolf. Hold a collar in front of the mythical creature for a few seconds until he taps it as this means he is interested or attracted to it. As soon as it does, slowly take it toward its neck and gently push the sides together until they click so they can connect. Fortunately, the discipline collar comes with a remote to use it because that’s how it works. If the mythical monster attacks or goes crazy, press the button and it will electrocute them like HELL. If it tries attacking you after, do it again so that it knows that killing you is not allowed.

 

One or two last words of warning. Never, and I mean never, try to attack a werewolf for a punishment as it will throw a bigger tantrum then The Fire Of London.

How To Treat A Werewolf (Improved)

Bored of the same daily life cycle? Ever feel like there is more to animal life than dogs and cats? There is a simple solution to that. Just purchase or rent a werewolf from any local mythical pet store. If you hated everything about life before, you will love everything about life now. However, werewolves aren’t exactly the dream pet you expect them to be. If you thought they would be friendly, you were wrong. But this doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be nice to them otherwise you can say hello to the inside of its mouth and goodbye to your life and the dream you wished to have.

 

Description:

Colour:  Grey    Feel: Furry and soft    Eyes: Oval, sharp, intimidating     Paws: Miniature, White    Size: Immense, large, tall, long  

 

What you need: Cardboard Full Moon, Meat (At Least A Year Supply), A Spacious Garden, A Discipline Collar (Explained Later), A Werewolf Costume

 

How To Tame It:

If it ever starts chasing you, this means it’s stressed. You must run under the full moon in your garden and dance. As a result, the werewolf will be entertained and stop rampaging.

 

At points, the werewolf might start growling at you so this means it doesn’t trust you. You must run and put on a werewolf costume. Go back to the room the werewolf is in. Start howling and walking like a werewolf. As a result, it will start to think that you are the same species as it and start trusting you again.

 

How To Treat It:

If the werewolf is interrupting you during the night, there is a simple solution to make it fall asleep with no side effects or harm done! Grab your cardboard full moon and hold it in front of the werewolf’s face. This part must be done right or the werewolf will rampage and throw tantrums that could kill someone. You must spin it like a wheel left to right 3 times, flip it twice and finally push it forward slowly. If you fail, I can’t guarantee survival.

 

The werewolf will often walk around and stomp it’s foot or paw because it would be starving. If it doesn’t eat five minutes after he starts, it will find you quite delicious. Fortunately, raw meat can fill them up for months, if you have the right amount of it. So next, you need to carry all the meat you can find and serve your little creature with as much as possible. After a lot of food, it will start to push his head forward, as it’ll be full. Because of this, you must save all the leftovers for the next few months.

 

Now, werewolves would often become agitated for no complete reason because they are vile creatures. However, this could be easily fixed in seconds with a discipline collar. Just make sure it seems believable to the werewolf. Hold a collar in front of the mythical creature for a few seconds until he taps it as this means he is interested or attracted to it. As soon as it does, slowly take it toward its neck and gently push the sides together until they click so they can connect. Fortunately, the discipline collar comes with a remote to use it because that’s how it works. If the mythical monster attacks or goes crazy, press the button and it will electrocute them . If it tries attacking you after, do it again so that it knows that killing you is not allowed.

 

 

One or two last words of warning. Never, and I mean never, try to attack a werewolf for a punishment as it will throw a bigger tantrum then The Fire Of London. This means you should never rash out on a werewolf or its stomach will be your new home!

How to tame a fire dragon

How to tame a fire dragon

 

What are fire dragons and why should you tame one?

Fire dragons are very rare but are well known for setting fires. Their abilities include:

Fire breath that could cook a forest, big wings to fly as fast as a cheetah and fire balls for hitting targets. If you are interested, you can purchase an egg at dragonshop.co.uk. Or you can get it straight from the store – Dragon Shop.

 

How to tame one

Alright,  if you do make this decision to follow this guide, be cautious as  you will be in the belly of a beast. First thing to do is find a cave or build a shelter for the beast. Then, find  a regular  food source because  dragons eat 5 times a day, enough to empty your fridge in minutes! Next, get a rooster and make it “cocadoodadoo!” right in its ear to start the training process. Lastly, let it sniff you so that it can confirm you are  its tamer and it will do anything you ask.

Yay you did it, have begun training your own dragon!

 

How to take care of it  

Now that you have a dragon, you have to take care of it! They need to be flown 2 times a day and must be kept in woodless conditions since they are known fire starters. You also have to clean it’s scales and play with it 3 times a day. If you don’t your dragon will turn wild,  fly  away or even eat you.

 

Facts

Fire dragons can see up to 600 meters away. They can land as loud as a plane and like to eat goblins.If you are riding one, you can control their fire blast with their horns (carefully).

Now, a final word of caution: never introduce  strangers suddenly to it as it will scoop them up and eat them.

 

 

 

How To Take Care Of A Pet Rainbow Horse

 How To Look After A Pet Rainbow Horse

Have you ever wanted to keep an uncommon pet? If so, then you can buy a baby rainbow horse in a shop underground in California, called ‘Exclusive Pets Shop.’ I’m sure you would love to have a best friend for life! Everyone does.

Rainbow horses can live a very long time and could become part of your family. However, rainbow horses have to be in constant care or they could become demented! You will need to read these instructions to know how to handle these little fellas very well.

 

What you need: 

  • Squishy toys (their favourite toy to play with)
  • Horse brush (for their hair and tails)
  • Lots of sweets (the only food they can eat)
  • Polisher (for the hooves)
  • Water (when the horse coughs, it means they are parched)
  • Perfume

 

  • If your horse wanders away you can spray the perfume and with their great sense of smell, they will smell it and come back. 
  • They are only allowed sweets for their diet because they are created in a rainbow and seriously they just don’t like boring and disgusting food.
  • Rainbow horses need a horse brush because they value looking their best at all times; they don’t like to be messy all the time.
  • The only toy they can play with is squishy toys because other toys that are hard can damage the horse’s hoof if they step on one.
  • They like their hooves polished because they like shiny, colourful and cool things.

 

How to care for a baby rainbow horse:

First, wrap it in a towel to keep it warm.

Next, feed blended sweets in order to make it easy for it to swallow food.

Then, put it in a crib.

Finally, make sure they are cared for with love.

 

It is quite hard to look after a rainbow horse but as you get used to it, you will find it easier and fun!

 

By Ariela

how to train a pheonix

How to Look After a Pet Phoenix …

 

Have you ever looked after an exotic pet ? If so this is a guide to help you .This mythical creature is always female and they are normally found in a special area called the Mystical Emporium . It is a popular place to purchase these amazing animals.  You can buy a baby phoenix egg for just £5.00 and when you say you will keep it safe they would actually sell it for half price .

 

However – it can be a little tricky to handle a phoenix . If you don’t follow the instructions the phoenix will grow up as a ferocious beast   .

 

What do you do ?You should :

 

First, you will need to let it sniff you so it can like you .

Next, you feed it some catfish or some other fish because it might vomit  .

Then, you make it a sleep and make sure it is nice and warm .

After that,  you need to feed it again when  it wakes up .

Then finally,  you play with it daily by  a ball or a tennis ball 

Remember you should  be nice to it .

 

Some  mini  tips …

Tip 1 : you should give it lots of  love 

Tip 2 : make sure it likes you as you are its mother  .

Tip 3 : do whatever it  needs  and then it will grow so amazing .

 

If they have a habit of sleeping you should go out and  let it be active because sometimes they would snore louder than a pig’s noise .If they do not like  their sleeping area just make a cosy  den  like a dragon , pretty cool right .

 

The final thingI  should tell you is that they can hide away from you 

 

<<<THE END >>> 

 

How to Look After a Puppy Elf

 

If you are an animal lover don’t be shy be expect to read this article about mythical creatures and how to care for them. This time we are going to do my favourite PUPPY ELF, don’t miss this chance to find out puppy elves are real (it is not a mythical creature any more!) Dash to the pet store to get a new type of bread of dog. If you are planning to buy one keep reading we will teach you how to take care of a puppy elf.

 

How to take care of a puppy elf

 

What you need to get and do:

You need a normal puppy as it’s pet or it will keep crying and scratching you.

You must play with them or they will bite your sofa and spoil it.

You have to feed it 4 times a day or they will jump and eat your food while you are eating.

 

How to keep them cute and furry like an sea otter  

 

You need to give it a shower at least twice a week or it is going to look like a pig and lucky they love having a shower.

You need to brush its hair twice a day and take it for a walk every day. You need to play with it often because being happy makes magical creatures happy.

 

What they would like to like to eat

 

They eat any food in sight but it is not healthy for them to eat all kinds of food. They love eating donuts and luckily it is healthy for them but don’t give it to their pet puppy. Don’t give them candy or they will vomit. Remember to give them food 4 times a day.                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

 

Summary 

 

First, buy it a pet so it won’t cry and scratch you.

Next, feed it 4 times a day so it doesn’t go crazy.

Then, play with it so it doesn’t bite and spoil your sofa.

Finally, give it treats when it does something good so it gets tamed and it will be obedient. 

How to Look After a Pet Griffin

Have you ever wanted to keep a legendary pet? If so, you need to  travel to a pet shop on the edge of  the Sahara Desert called Mythical  Magic Pets . If you kept a pet griffin you would definitely have a friend for life.

However, it could be dangerous because a Griffin has sharp claws which it can scratch you with. You have to be very brave and hard working. You never know, you could be famous for having one of these exclusive pets. Well if you really want them, you must follow the instructions below so you can  care for it.

What you need : some large long sticks, some salmon , feathers from a wild red bird and a griffin whistle.

What You Do

First, get some large long sticks and make it into a nest and on the top put some feathers  so your griffin is warm and happy in its  home. Try to make the nest as large as possible because it will often stretch out its gorgeous glimmering wings. Don’t forget to place a net  over the nest because your griffin might try to fly away although you shouldn’t  keep it in there for too long . 

Next, give your griffin some salmon but don’t give it too much otherwise it will get too fat. Also give it some water to drink and not juice. Furthermore, never give it any sweets or processed human food as it will poison your griffin. Always feed it four times a day and let it drink ten times a day.

Then, give it a walk two times a day so it can be fit and healthy. Also get a long strong rope as a leash. 

After long walks, give it a bath in a local river and dry it with a silk towel.  Don’t forget to clean its beak and brush its fur regularly to keep it happy

Finally, get it a blanket and tuck it into its nest, put the cage on and sing it a lullaby and it will drift off to sleep.

If you follow these instructions everyday it will listen to you and it will let you ride on its back. 

Well good luck with your griffin.

How to Look after a pet Pheonix

How to look after a pet Phoenix

 

Warning 

Can breath fire 

When it turns 1000 years old it will burst into flames and be reborn.

 

Do you want to look after these extremely advanced pets? Well then you’re reading the right information text. To adopt these Amazing special creatures you can go to the EXOTIC PET EMPORIUM.

If you do this you will have a best friend for life but remember they can come in an egg, a kid, *********, adult or grandparent. These animals are meant to be treated in the same way or they will get very angry and rage at you. They are not already tamed so you will need to tame it.

Here are the instructions:

– First, hold its nose gently so it does not get frightened. 

– Next, you will need to give it a huge fish like tuna.

– Then give it a bucket of water to drink.

 

That’s how easy it is. But if you don’t do that it will go out of control and burn your clothes and all your beloved things.

 

These animals don’t need a collar because they have a crimson feather around its neck which has a very easy special pattern. We would advise you to write the pattern down so you will know which one is yours.

 

When you get home you will need to give it a super hot bath so that it will get comfortable and relaxed and always feed it chicken salad.

 

AND THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW  

How To Look After A Pet Unicorn

Have you ever wanted to keep a rare pet ? If so, you could purchase an egg from a shop that has all kinds of things, The Ultimate Shop, which is  surprisingly large considering it is at the end of a back alley in London. Unicorns are the best, you would enjoy training one as unicorns always listen to their owner. Normally a unicorn can grow very large and will be able to protect you .

 

However, Keeping a baby unicorn is  not an easy thing to do. It is the kind of thing for the bravest of people as it is not like any normal baby of any species. If you are not tough, then you would have a really hard time and your unicorn will grow up and hurt you.

 

What  you need: a sizeable garden, a unicorn cage made by elves, a large thick fluffy blanket and lots of unicorn food.

 

What you need to do:

 

  • Your unicorn will need a sizeable garden because the unicorns have a lot of energy so it will need the space to run and learn to fly
  • You will need a unicorn cage for your pet so they  have a safe place to sleep in ( you wouldn’t want them to get stolen in the middle of the night)
  • A large thick blanket so the unicorn can not feel cold, especially in winter!
  • Lots of unicorn food which includes doughnuts, cupcakes and cakes .

      

Feeding your pet:

 

First, get a big plate and put a lot of cupcakes or a large cake (as the unicorn eats a lot ) .

 

Next, put their yummy food on the table and whistle three times so it knows it is food.

 

After that, let them go to the large garden as after they eat they have a lot of energy.

 

Finally, put them in their beds (which have to be rainbow coloured). 

 

A  final note of warning:

 

Unicorns are not just for parties.They are  your pets forever. As your pet will be the only one who will understand you and communicate with you. They will protect you if you are in danger like if a dragon tried to eat you, your pet unicorn will swoop in and rescue you. Many owners treat their unicorns really kindly by giving them the right amount of food and playing with them after they eat food.

 

One final word of warning. Unicorns do not like other unicorns to be your pet; they only like themselves. So if they have any children, hide them as they will kill their children and get them to a pet shop.

A Helpful Guide to a Baby Troll

Have you ever wanted a companion to play with? Then look no further, buy this cute(not)troll as your new exotic companion.

 

Warning, if you buy this pet, you will not be able to sleep for the 2 generations.This troll will come in a purple egg that sits on an egg box.The colour of the egg box will have the logo Lauren’s Emporium Of Trolls.

 

However, these were cutie pies but not anymore because of Percy,the owner of the troll, when he left his troll,Julie, on the top of a couch.She ripped his luxurious sofa that he just bought that morning plus it WAS NOT on sale.In general, these creatures are mostly know as “ aggressive” in behaviour.They are awake 24/7. 

 

What do they eat:

.Wet weeds

.Dry salad 

.Slimy hay

 

The last thing I want to say about this report is that these babies will always be calm at bedtime if you give them a milk bottle and a fluffy pillow.Enjoy.