I have never climbed Mount Everest
But I have climbed Castle Hill.
I have never seen a lion but iv’e
Seen a Muntjac deer running across
The grass.
I have never swung on the vines of the African
Rain forest but i have swung on the ropes in go ape
At high lodge .
I have never pet a anacondas throat but i have
Pet my cat’s throuts.
I have never seen a dinosaur but I have
I Saw my sister run around the room roaring.
I have not been to war but i have been
To combat paint paint ball and got shot in the leg .
I have never seen an eagle but
I have seen a crow circling the street lights.
I have never laid in a trench but I
swam in a puddle of Mudd .
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