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The Blood Consumer

The Blood Consumer

 

The blood consumer is an unusual form of insect that has only been discovered recently. One of its talents have renewed amongst the scientific community. Would you recognize and is there anything you need to know about this odd creature?

It is quite like any insect. It has legs, eyes and antennae. But let’s get to more detail about it.

It has a red print on its back surrounded by black body, four legs and two antennae.

The blood consumer’s body may look like a bean with a black and red colouration, but it can flatten so it can squeeze under locked door or into boxes! This can be concerning because when in contact with a human, it shall leap, cut open your skin with a swipe of a foot, and then would suck your blood. Alarmingly – they can suck a lot of blood. So be careful.

 

The blood consumer

The Blood Consumer

 

The blood consumer is an unusual form of insect that has only been discovered recently. One of its talents have renewed amongst the scientific community. Would you recognize and is there anything you need to know about this odd creature?

It is quite like any insect. It has legs, eyes and antennae. But lets get to more detail about it.

It has a red print on its back surrounded by black body, four legs and two antennae.

The blood consumer’s body may look like a bean with a black and red coloration, but it can flatten so it can squeeze under locked door or into boxes! This can be concerning because when in contact with a human, it shall leap, cut open your skin with a swipe of a foot, and then would suck your blood. Alarmingly – they can suck a lot of blood. So be careful.

 

Chapter 3

Chapter 3

 

He found himself in a desert: golden, parched sand; ginormous, pointy pyramids; mesmerising, hypnotising mirages and fierce, protective soldiers. He was just wondering around until…

Jeffy found someone to talk to and they looked angry. Jeffy asked him how did he get here. What should he do?

“What are you doing here?” questioned a soldier.

“I got transported here,” replied Jeffy.

“Give back that crown!” ordered the soldier with anger (or else I will get in a lot of trouble with my master).

Then a group of soldiers pounced him and threatened him or his crown. He quickly ran to a ginormous pyramid. Jeffy had no idea what to do. He couldn’t go into that one because there were lots of people blocking the entrance until he saw a deadly, creepy pyramid then…

He saw a weird, enchanted, golden pyramid. He had no choice: keep running or take a big risk and maybe get trapped. Being the rebel he is he decided to…

How to capture a dragon – by Joe

How to capture a dragon.

 

Have you ever captured a ferocious fire breathing dragon?These creatures could be hostile to us humans and can be nerve racking to be around.But we can capture the dragons before they can cause some collateral damage to our counties and cities.

 

What you will need.

  • A fireproof muzzle 
  • A titanium box 
  • Food
  • Lots of water 
  • A chain to stop the dragon flying away
  • A tracker in case you can’t find it

 

What to do.

 

Firstly, make a large titanium box which is sturdy.

 

Secondly, when the dragon wakes up, put some dragon food in the titanium box to bait it.

 

After that, make sure the dragon is in the box and close it. Later on give it some fresh air to enjoy and put a steel chain around it’s ankle so it can’t fly away.

 

Finally take the creature to a zoo or animal shelter so it has a proper home.

 

A final note.

Be warned the dragon could be dangerous to humans.If it thinks it’s being threatened it will attack you with its claws and fire. 

 

       

Emporium of secrets part 3

Emporium of secrets part 3       

 

He had thrown his biggest desire into the drawing.Jimbob wondered if he would see it,he ran down to the stadium and entered . He saw the food shop;a vending machine with crisps and drinks; and the toilets.    

 

Jimbob still wondered about his desire.Of seeing his granny again,she had died two years back and ever since he has missed her constantly. So he was peculiar about this book so he put it in to see what would happen.       

 

Suddenly,Jimbob heard a strange faded slither. He began to agonize, his body shivered. He heard it again, something hit the floor with a loud bang! He started to panic. He paced the floor up and down confused about what to do.        

 

Immediately,Jimbob sighted a strange silhouette and thought it  was a shadow. It got closer, he began to see it, it had : a long tail with slimy green scales;razor sharp claws and big eyes bulging out of its leafy green scaly head.Also it was surrounded by turquoisy mist.

 

Suddenly,the monster started to chase him.He sprinted as fast as a french bulldog smelling meat.Jimbob ran out of the stadium and straight to the stairs. The monster chased him up the stairs with his feet thumping as loud as Jimbobs heart. Unfortunately, Jimbob tripped and fell as the monster was right behind him and the door slammed shut.

How to look after a Snow Fox

Introduction

Have you just been given an exotic, amazing Snow Fox? Do you not have a clue how this creature will survive in your hands? Don’t worry, you have come to the right place. Follow these simple steps to look after your cute, loveable pet.

 

What you need:

You will need: varieties of cheese and ice cubes, cold objects to give it fun, a spray bottle of cold water, soft music, a comfortable room and patience.

 

What to do:

Firstly, go through cold foods(give it varieties of cheese and below zero ice cubes ) and objects to find its likes and dislikes, so it may use what it wants to enjoy. Make sure that it likes the objects it picks, so give it some time.

 

Next, spend time with it to play and frolic in a comfortable, safe room so it may have fun with you and you can get to know each other better.

 

Then, play soft music for it to calm down after playing so it won’t go wild. It is optional if you want to train your Fox so it won’t go wild anyway.

 

Now, make sure to brush and stroke its delicate, soft fur, as then it’ll sit on your lap, showing it’s gave a liking to you. This will take time, so be patient and be gentle when stroking.

 

Also, if it starts to itch regularly, spray it’s collarbone with cold water, so it’ll conquer this stage. Maybe you may teach it some tricks! The way to do it is by using it’s liked items for a reward, and make a command to do it.

 

Finally, love your pet and spare time to look after it. Then it’ll grow up healthy!

 

How to babysit bigfoot

Firstly,  make a comfy place for bigfoot to live and make him feel at home. Additionally, feed him some grass, give him some fresh rain water that had fallen from the sky onto some leaves and give him a fresh bubble bath with soap and sponges. Next, dry him with a towl or maybe a cloth of some sort and brush his back with a hair brush so he has nice fluffy hair. In conclusion, let him watch some tv and chill and give him a blanket to make him warm and cosy. Also, give him a snack to eat so he doesnt die and give him a drink and then make his crib so he can sleep and have a dream about something. Finally, when hes in bed make some egg on toast because bigfoots love that and make him a cup of milk and when he wakes up he will be fresh for another day.

chapter 2

Looking back, he opened the book. Each stickman drew and formed mythical creatures that Bob never seen before. There were some that looked like dinosaurs but weren’t really, there were some that like some type of yeti and dog like creatures and some creatures that looked like crocodiles. The next thing Bob knew is that the fennec fox woke up, picked up a pen with his mouth, and offered it to Bob. Bob always loved sketching so he immediately picked it up. He turned the page so he didn’t harm the stickmen, and started drawing palm trees, waterfalls and the creatures the stickmen drew. Bob put the pen down and finished. Then Buddy started squeaking, Bob could understand the types of noises fennec fox make, and that one was to follow. Buddy led Bob to a colourful and freshly painted door in the corridor. Then he knew exactly what to do. Bob gripped the handle and pulled it downwards, and then some type of delicious smell filled the corridor. Without thinking of it, he stepped inside while closing the door…

BREAKING NEWS: An inky fiend is terrorising Vintokland Castle!

Maxwell Vexx, CEO of Mythical Creature Hunters Foundation (MCHF)

Why did it come? “It is said it came because, the castle used to be its home, leaving it as a fun place,made the creature, Zardcea furious.” Where did it attack? “The main part was the centre, because that was where it’s creator perished due to unknown sircumstances. With the crash came many injuries to innocent people.” When did it happen? “I saw it soar above my head at exactly 4:00PM. The shadow shook me stiff!” What are we going to do? “We will try our hardest to contain this incredible creature, then find what makes it tick.”

What did you find out? “We have hints that it would try to make it all burnt with fire and take back the throne, but that is a theory, probably not being true. We don’t know where the creature is now, but we did find out it has the genes of Romans, and every animal in the world! But in the hypothesis, it was that every gene was black, leaving it with a pure ink body. With all the liquid in its corpse, it is eating the creature from the inside out.” “When we arrived, people were scattering around, trying to escape from the monstrosity. The ground was charred, the walls were wrecked and the environment was havoc!” The police quoted “Right now the subject isn’t contained. Shelter yourselves to stay away from this beast. Only go out for essential reasons.”

“You should stay indoors, protect your loved ones and try to go out as least as you can! “ quoted the police and other forces. “We’re worried for the future of the castle, because royalty can give you power, which could leave him to rule everything! We are bringing weapons to take the beast back to the lab.” Stated Maxwell. “The decontamination stage would take long, but when we finish, we can check its source of power.” Quoted one scientist.

The Ancient Conquerer Unicorn

Introduction and Looks

 

The ancient unicorn is covered in stone, with certain patterns of elements engraved into the rock. Moss overgrows it’s top layer, which overtime spread out into a large coating for the top of its body. It says that the horn of one of the kind have rainbows on it, but this is not true as it has a cracked horn which made it lose all of its power.

This antiquated unicorn has its body in ruins, as it doesn’t have great agility due to the stones slowing it down. It’s wings are nowhere to be seen on their body, as they only bring out their stony wings only for battles, to get back home and to threaten foes. It is not normally seen, but it turns out that the beautiful creature has a sword in its mouth, known to be The Sword in the stone.

 

Personality

 

It is short tempered, leading to it getting mad most of the time. Due to it being a conqueror, it has an idea of it being unstoppable, which is true and has power beyond belief. It can make friends very easily, having it being a good friend and will help any in need. It is reckless and strong, so normally obliterates anything that challenges it. Little believe this, but it is said that these creatures are very nice to humans and are easily tamed, as it used to have a crowd when in a battle.

 

Abilities

 

Over time, this perfect sight has gained many powers that have lived up to its name, conquerer. It can levitate the stones over its body, to send at 60mph to send a large impact. Unfortunately, it was left with many battle scars, but gave it powers to charge its sword, which will impale prey. When it does fly, it sends it body forward at launch, due to it being light,(because it can take off its stones) it will shoot at the speed of 100mph.

 

Habitat

 

It’s rest and family come from a sacred woods, once a coliseum. After the havoc of the Royal Conquerer’s rage, they’d destroyed the place, leaving it in ruins. They’ve adapted to this habitat by making it their own.

 

Food

 

Due to all of their powers, they can get prey easily. But not for their favourite food. They like to feed on relics from holy and sacred places, fighting for a meal. This is hard because, they are heavily guarded and will be shot on sight