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Weird Things

Weird things

 

 

The sun is

As yellow as daffodils

Sitting in the grass .

 

A pear is

As green as

The grass growing

In the field.

 

A Summers day is

As hot as

Living in a volcano erupting.

 

A pen is

As reusable as

A plastic bag.

 

A car is

As smooth as

A glass window

Battling against the

Wind.

 

A cloud is

As wide as

Mount Everest on

Its side

the death escape story

Chapter 4  

 

James ran up to the kid and went into the other room next to him and James notest that there was a lock on the door so he locked it. Then the villain left so they went behind him and knocked him out so they ran up to Gary and told him to come out and then they ran down to the stairway and ran down them as fast as they could then they ran up to them as fast as they could but then they hired a loud bang coming from the second floor so they screamed and ran out and they all made a dile no to go to that building anymore and that’s is the end of the story.

the death escape story

Chapter 4  

 

James ran up to the kid and went into the other room next to him and James notest that there was a lock on the door so he locked it. Then the villain left so they went behind him and knocked him out so they ran up to gary and told him to come out and then they ran down to the stairway and ran down them as fast as they could then they ran up to the  as fast as they could but then they they hired a loud bang coming from the second floor so they screamed and ran out and they all made a dile no to go to that building anymore and that’s is the end of the story.

the death escape story

21.6.21Chapter 2

 

James ran into the room to distract the villain so Gary had a chance to run away. Gary quickly got up and James ran out and shut the door behind him and they ran up the steps to the next floor to hide in a room that has a lock on it but there were not any doors that had locks on it so they ran down the corridor and as they looked back they saw the Villain chasing after them so they split up but they knew one of them are gonna get kill if the Villain finds them and they knew it was a bad choice of splitting up in front of the Villain. As the villain went to follow Gary he ran into a room and tried to push a table up to the door as much as he can and hide under the table so the villain would not know that he is there but it would not work that well because the Villain will be able to smell his blood in the room that he is in.

 

the death escape story

21.6.21Chapter 2

 

James ran into the room to distract the villain so Gary had a chance to run away. Gary quickly got up and James ran out and shut the door behind him and they ran up the steps to the next floor to hide in a room that has a lock on it but there were not any doors that had locks on it so they ran down the corridor and as they looked back they saw the Villain chasing after them so they split up but they knew one of them are gonna get kill if the Villain finds them and they knew it was a bad choice of splitting up in front of the Villain. As the villain went to follow Gary he ran into a room and tried to push a table up to the door as much as he can and hide under the table so the villain would not know that he is there but it would not work that well because the Villain will be able to smell his blood in the room that he is in.

 

How to take care of a baby storm troll.

Have you just stumbled across a young storm troll? Well if you have keep reading. If your thinking of taking it home look no further this is the text for you.And if you follow these instructions correctly you will have the pleasure to watch your pet grow up pleasantly.

What you need: Sound proof headphones, sound  proof windows, troll toys, wet rag that smells like rain water, glass, a bucket of water, a cloud shaped pillow, edible grass and a spot for the rain to come in.

What to do: Firstly, construct a wet, rainy and sound proof habitat for your troll to stay in, make sure it has a glass roof because these creatures love the rain clouds and like to make themselves feel at home since they used to live in the clouds.Next, give them a wet rag to be their blanket and make sure it smells like rain water because that is the scent of their parent.

Additionally, always have sound proof headphones at the ready because these cute creatures can be extremely loud when they want to be.These species love to play hide and seek so if they sit down and look at you it means that they want to play.

Also provide a bucket of water for your pet to drink because every thirty to sixty minutes they become thirsty. Remember to always feed it five times a day and every Saturday feed it its favourite food which is lightning spaghetti  . But remember to not give it everything it wants it must learn.

After that, exercise it daily ideally on a rainy day.Make sure that there are no other types of trolls around because it may think you are replacing it and it will live in constant fear.

Later, make time to play a game of hide and seek with your troll but always let it win or it will have a fit.

Finally, make your pet laugh by telling a joke and pulling a silly face and if your lucky it may tell you a joke too.

Storm trolls make very fun but naughty pets but at some point it will miss its mum so you may have to release it into the wild. Fortunately, they are very faithful to the people who treat them nicely so if you are one of these people it probably will come back to you.

 

 

Ice unicorns

The ice unicorn

The ice unicorns, which are very rear, are often found near a clear waterfall in a muddy forest. News reporters from around the world claim that they have seen one or a sign of one.

To attract one, you must go to a forest at night because they are very shy and seem to love darkness.In addition, these creatures are made from ice so it is ideal to search for one in the winter season.Unfortunately, a lot of these animals are melting because of global warming and climate change so to save these beauties try and prevent this from happening.

Surprisingly, all of the ice unicorns have been in battle with the emerald unicorns for decades over who is more pretty. Interestingly, it has always been a tie. Every single ice unicorn has blue hair and a transparent sea-like body. Their hooves are wet and soggy and sometimes slippery. Their wings which are wide, are as thick as a brick and as pretty as a rose. The creatures speed is unbelievably fast and are faster than two cheetahs put together.

Unicorn

      Fire unicorn 

What it looks like:A horse on fire that just walked out a volcano.

Where can it be found: in the muddy mountains or near volcanoes in new zealand. 

What it eats:it waits for its prey to land and then it ponses from behind tering the bird apart with its teeth.

What’s its special powers:it can make itself go up in flames if it’s in trobble and scared the predator away.

What the fire unicorn likes/dislikes:it likes birds but if it’s lucky it eats a tiger and then it flies back to its habitat.

3rd test post for two columns

John Sutton, Roving Reporter

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What is poem

What is cold? Ice melting in a cup on a sunny day.

What is hot? The sun as it burns your face.

What is cool? A new tesla driving down the road.

What is smart?A monkey swinging on the trees.

What is cold? Ice on a snowy day.

 

What is quiat? The rain dripped on a lonely roof.

What is funny? A clown at the fun circus. 

 What is stinky? The toilet in a funfair.