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Dear Sir,

I am writing to inform you about the upcoming events on the local calendar. There are some supreme things in it.

First, there will be a procession through the town, consisting of a wide variety of contributions. Anyone involved must take good care not to get in the way of the crowds or there will be a very long line. The mayor will judge the best baby competition.While that is going on, you could go to Mr. Chippy’s and buy some chips.

After that, there will be a dance display in the town square. If you are watching, please stand back so you do not get in the way. The market will be open all afternoon.

Finally, the firework display will be held in Prince’s Park at six o’ clock.We hope you will have a very good time.

Your sincerely,

Billy Bob Kramer.

The girl who lived by the sea

Long, long ago, there was a girl who lived next to the beach. She had a strange, little cottage with a bike which glistened in the Sun One early morning, she went for a walk to collect shells. She collected flat shells, curved shells and thin shells. Suddenly, the young lady found the most beautiful shell she had ever seen.It was lying next to a rock pool. To her amazement, the shell spoke: “I will grant you two wishes so choose wisely”, Said the magnificent shell. Slowley Polly bent down to pick up the shell, but she was happy.

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As soon as Jimmy said his last goodbyes, he: Took his things, called his friend Ash to pick him up and he was going to the airport.He felt very sad; so did the others. but he knew he was going to have an adventure of a lifetime.

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As soon as Jimmy said his last goodbyes, he: Took his things, called his friend Ash to pick him up and he was going to the airport.He felt very sad; so did the others. but he knew he was going to have an adventure of a lifetime.

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As soon as the car accelerated to his Mom’s house,

he drove around the corner exitedly and came to a halt while he was drinking

 

When the dragon landed furiously in the town square,

Crawled towards the school and paused as he saw his owner.

The next morning, as the starship hovered cautiously,

aimed its’ lazer beams horrofyingly & fired at the people.

 

 

 

Chapter two

 

As the sun was rising, Tim,Tom and Tina were slowly waking up. Suddenly, they heard a big flap above them. Who or What was it? It was Karma the messenger owl. There was a piece of paper that said “ The burrow had been destroyed.” It was from their mother. Tom hoped that mum was ok. They had to run. Tim checked the map and as soon as they were ready they started to head north. Karma had vanished in a blink of an eye.

 

As they started to head off, they realized that there was sand all over the place and the shelter was nearler covered with sand. By midday, they had reached the end of Rocky Hills and there the hedgehogs had paused. Ahead, they saw what looked like Raven house.

 

Six hours later, the brave but terrified band found themselves at the entrance of the 16.8ft tall building. So, Tim led Tom and Tina round the walls until they found the entrance to a fox or badger door. Frightened, the three hedgehogs went through.

 

The darkness of the tunnel pressedin and the air was rank with the fould odour of a fox. Tim led them until they finally made it to the end of the tunnel. The Rven house was a faultless place to hide. Lala wouldn’t be able to get here. We are safe while we are here.

 

As night fell, Tim sought out the best place to hide. Deep in the alleyway, he found an unoccupied stable. It was as spotless as the whitehouse. It would be the best place to have a night’s rest. Tina snuggled up and soon they were fast asleep.

 

Tim creeped out of bed into the alleyway. They were starving. He kept to the shadows and stared round. Rita, who was a zombie, lived in Raven house. Singing loudy, the zombies had a party. Outside, Zombies were snorting and snarling. Lala was terrible: the zombies were even worse. Tim saw out of the corner of his eye a box full of food. Now they wouldn’t be hungry.

 

At that moment, a silhouette appeared and he bellowed “ Oi, what yer doin?” A brunk, scabby face, 75 year old man was trudging towards him. His yellow pus-filled eye glinted. What was the man doing?

 

The street zombies each picked up a ragged, busted, old blade and began to make their way towards the moving silhouette. Tim waited hoping that he wouldn’t see him.

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Finally, they were ready to leave.

 

In the morning, a message came to the warren. An owl had it in its mouth and it read The evil spirit LALA is not too far away from her. No-one was safe, they had to leave before everything will be vanished forever. The warren would be destroyed by tonight.

 

Later that day, the three hedgehogs, TIM,TOM, and TINA were ready for the Journey ahead. Lala had an army of snakes, foxes and lava magma. All of the other professional army people were injured or had already ran away but their mum gave them some food and an ancient map for good luck. Their mother couldn’t go because their mother was 63 years old. They will need to go through the hot, volcanic alley Deadly holm. It has those fiery magma’s Gloopmud lake where there are a whole lot of snakes and Snowhill mountain where there are a whole lot of foxes. Their safe place is Sparkle forest and that will activate a bridge that you can cross. When you cross it you will get to the Island of Slittle. 

 

Clutching the bag of stuff, the little band of brave hedgehogs struggled to cross the rope bridge that crossed the dark waters of Bluetip lagoon. Soon they are in the Deadly holm, wending their way through the rocky hills and the volcanoes. Cautiously, Tim took the lead. Tightening his fur, he trudged on as the spring sun was beaming on the hot hedgehogs. Wherever he looked,  he imagined Lala. 

 

Trailing behind, Tim, Tom held on to Tina’s paw. Wearily, they tried to follow in with their brother. Tom made it like a game for Tina but he then noticed that Tina was sweating. Tim wanted to go on but he didn’t. He made a little shelter. They made a campfire and Tom read everyone a story. 

 

So, they were ready to have some blueberries and some blackberry pie that their mother had packed. At 7:45 they all ate. As they all drifted to sleep Tim dreamed of the powers and size that LALA had. Slowly Tim said to himself, Would we ever get to Sparkle forest?

How to care for a Goblin

How to care for a Goblin

 

Have you ever wanted a unique pet? If so, get a Hobgoblin from your local shop. You will never be bored again.

 

However, a pet Goblin is not easy to look after. Follow these instructions. If not, you may need to back away because they will start to become a nuisance.

 

What you need:

 

A goblin whistle, a comfy sofa, a bowl of metal plates and a teddy bear.

 

What you need to do:

 

  1. Your pet Goblin will need a lot of attention. If they are being a nuisance blow the whistle and they will and they will stop and come to you. If the whistle doesn’t work just fill it back up with water.

 

2. If you need to calm it down go relax on a comfy sofa and read it’s favourite book. They will need a little nap so maybe don’t read to many.

 

  1. Goblin meals can get a little bit scary. So follow these steps.

 

First, make sure you go to the local shop and buy metal plates because they really like it.

Next, Lay the Goblin’s feast on a rock.

After that, provide a carton of water because these creatures are thirsty creatures. 

Finally, stand back because these creatures like to eat in peace.

 

A note of warning:

If you get the wrong plate it will trash the house so be careful and take it to bed at 9:30pm sharp. 

 

  

Pirate Spotted!

Jacob, news reporter

Two days ago, Felix Smith, aged 13, spotted a pirate eating an apple from Grandpa Bob’s farm. Felix, who works for the local cooking school, was gathering some ingredients for the class when he heard a big crash above him. He told BBC News that when he heard the sound he could see a spiky point and a sail which he believed was a pirate ship.

When BBC News interviewed Felix yesterday, he told us that he was feeling shocked and worried but also rather excited. He quoted, “ I have always wanted to see a pirate. I have always thought they were rare people but now I think I am the first person to see one.

BBC police, who were scared about Felix’s claim, have warned the public to stay indoors and report any sightings of any riche stolen and report it to the police. Local piratologist, Dr Biffle, told us that a pirate ship is a warning that they are here for more riches so hide your riches .

I want to paint

I want to paint the sound of a bookshelf falling on a ton of bubble wrap.

 The smell of a dandelion when you blow it. 

  The sound zebra zipping and crunching his tragic teeth.

 

I want to paint the taste of a girl slurping her sludgy slushy on a sunny, summer day.   

 The smell of an old lady’s cat staring at the house next to them.

 The little guinea pig in its cage snoring as loud as an elephant.

 

I want to paint the sound of a bugatti racing down the street at max speed.  

 The sound of my tummy rumbling as I wait for my dessert.

 The smell of the cookies in the oven.