Dear Sir, I’m writing to inform you about all the upcoming events on the calendar. There is some dead good things in the pipeline. First, there’ll be a procession through the town, consisting of a wide variety of well good contributions. Anyone involved mustn’t get in the way of the crowds or there’ll be an stinking
great row. The mayor will judge the best baby competition, LOL. While that is happening you get yourself down to Mr and Mrs Chippy’s
and grab a big bite. After that, there’ll be a dance display in the town square. If you are up for it, please stand back so you don’t get yourself in the way. If you’re still up for it after all that carry on then the
market will be open all afternoon. Finally, the nice and brilliant firework display will be held in Princess Park at
exactly six. We hope you all have a min brill time.
See ya there!
Billy Bob Kramer
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