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Devil Unicorns by Kit 4J Gospel Oak

The devil unicorn

The devil unicorn is a rare creature that can be found in Hell or near sinners. Its behavior involves killing bad people and protecting good people.

Appearance      

Very little is known about what the hell unicorn looks like. It is made out of skulls and hair made of blood. Its horn is also made of fire. It wings are very interesting because if you touch them you will go to hell.

Habitat 

The hell unicorn can be found in many places such as Hell. It also sometimes sleeps in volcanoes and the sun. Mean people might find a hell unicorn nesting on top of their house waiting to eat them.  The universe is a convenient place for the hell unicorn to play.

Diet

The devil unicorn eats fire and drinks lava. This particular unicorn has quite a picky diet. It will only eat very rare diamond skulls and fire and lava.  In special occasions (when it is desperate for food) it will go on a rampage and will eat everything in sight. Aliens can be a special treat for this breed. It particularly likes martians and aliens from Jupiter but really hates Uranus aliens. Weirdly the hell unicorn likes whale phlegm .

Behavior  

The devil unicorn has a unusual habit of being a messenger in Hell and Heaven. Its behavior also involves making fire sculptures and playing football on volcanoes. Generally the devil unicorn is calm and collected but if you insult its master God it will never stop until it catches and kills you. Unsurprisingly the devil unicorn raises its young in hell but it makes them go through a obstacle course on Earth.

Final word   

In conclusion the devil unicorn is a wonderful creature. If you are unfortunate to meet this breed run on sight and write your will because they are hot tempered and hate humans.

What is quick?

What is quick? A lamborghini’s tires skidding on the wet road and rapid,blue lightning striking towering trees.

What is delicate? A glorious, great glass vase,a joyful heart and a colourful,crunched leaf

What is cold? A slithering snake and an tasty ice lolly fresh from the frosty,cold freezer

What is hot? A coyote’s flaming,hot blood,a fire flickering in the night and lava bubbling, exploding out of a volcano. 

What are…..

What are hot? A stolen car, a beautiful lady and spicy chicken  wings from the shop in Mansfield road.

 

What are cold? A broken heart, A left out cup of Costa coffee, and a turned shoulder

 

What are sad? A cursed life, a failed party and a murdered man.

 

What are happy? A open theme park glistening in the sunlight, a traveling circus blaring its music out in Devon and colossal  cotton candy clowning around.

 

What are big? The interesting Eiffel Tower eating its way through a cheese toastie, the stupid Shard sleeping with a sausage and a harry potter book helping horrendously

 

What are small? The pitiful moans of a cheater beaten at their own game, the tiptoe of a ant playing the violin and a broken promise never to be remade. 

 

What are strong? The brilliant mind of Albert Einstein creating the most brilliant thing in the world, a strongman performing at the circus with stunning music and beautiful actors and a worldwide organisation gaining members.

 

What are frail? A super sensitive heart that will break with one rude word, a huge glass mountain that is a wonder to the world and a wooden town in 1963 that bursts into flames because of a left out soup.

I have never back flipped on the sun

I have never back flipped on sun 

I have never climbed Mount Everest but I have scaled a climbing wall at Ready2climb.

I have never befriended Groot but I have mates at school. 

I have never back flipped on the glistening, hot sun but I have front flipped on my trampoline.

I have never ridden on a shark but I have rode on a boat in Scotland.
I have never been a superhero but I have pretended to be one in my bedroom.

I have never eaten an english book but I have written in it.

I have never had breakfast with the Queen but I have had breakfast with my family

I have never back flipped on sun 

I have never climbed Mount Everest but I have scaled a climbing wall at Ready2climb.

I have never befriended Groot but I have mates at school. 

I have never back flipped on the glistening, hot sun but I have front flipped on my trampoline.

I have never ridden on a shark but I have rode on a boat in Scotland.
I have never been a superhero but I have pretended to be one in my bedroom.

I have never eaten an english book but I have written in it.

I have never had breakfast with the Queen but I have had breakfast with my family

I have never back flipped on sun 

I have never climbed Mount Everest but I have scaled a climbing wall at Ready2climb.

I have never befriended Groot but I have mates at school. 

I have never back flipped on the glistening, hot sun but I have front flipped on my trampoline.

I have never ridden on a shark but I have rode on a boat in Scotland.
I have never been a superhero but I have pretended to be one in my bedroom.

I have never eaten an english book but I have written in it.

I have never had breakfast with the Queen but I have had breakfast with my family

I have never back flipped on sun 

I have never climbed Mount Everest but I have scaled a climbing wall at Ready2climb.

I have never befriended Groot but I have mates at school. 

I have never back flipped on the glistening, hot sun but I have front flipped on my trampoline.

I have never ridden on a shark but I have rode on a boat in Scotland.
I have never been a superhero but I have pretended to be one in my bedroom.

I have never eaten an english book but I have written in it.

I have never had breakfast with the Queen but I have had breakfast with my family

I have never back flipped on sun 

I have never climbed Mount Everest but I have scaled a climbing wall at Ready2climb.

I have never befriended Groot but I have mates at school. 

I have never back flipped on the glistening, hot sun but I have front flipped on my trampoline.

I have never ridden on a shark but I have rode on a boat in Scotland.
I have never been a superhero but I have pretended to be one in my bedroom.

I have never eaten an english book but I have written in it.

I have never had breakfast with the Queen but I have had breakfast with my family

I have never back flipped on sun 

I have never climbed Mount Everest but I have scaled a climbing wall at Ready2climb.

I have never befriended Groot but I have mates at school. 

I have never back flipped on the glistening, hot sun but I have front flipped on my trampoline.

I have never ridden on a shark but I have rode on a boat in Scotland.
I have never been a superhero but I have pretended to be one in my bedroom.

I have never eaten an english book but I have written in it.

I have never had breakfast with the Queen but I have had breakfast with my family

I have never back flipped on sun 

I have never climbed Mount Everest but I have scaled a climbing wall at Ready2climb.

I have never befriended Groot but I have mates at school. 

I have never back flipped on the glistening, hot sun but I have front flipped on my trampoline.

I have never ridden on a shark but I have rode on a boat in Scotland.
I have never been a superhero but I have pretended to be one in my bedroom.

I have never eaten an english book but I have written in it.

I have never had breakfast with the Queen but I have had breakfast with my family

I have never back flipped on sun 

I have never climbed Mount Everest but I have scaled a climbing wall at Ready2climb.

I have never befriended Groot but I have mates at school. 

I have never back flipped on the glistening, hot sun but I have front flipped on my trampoline.

I have never ridden on a shark but I have rode on a boat in Scotland.
I have never been a superhero but I have pretended to be one in my bedroom.

I have never eaten an english book but I have written in it.

I have never had breakfast with the Queen but I have had breakfast with my family

I have never back flipped on sun 

I have never climbed Mount Everest but I have scaled a climbing wall at Ready2climb.

I have never befriended Groot but I have mates at school. 

I have never back flipped on the glistening, hot sun but I have front flipped on my trampoline.

I have never ridden on a shark but I have rode on a boat in Scotland.
I have never been a superhero but I have pretended to be one in my bedroom.

I have never eaten an english book but I have written in it.

I have never had breakfast with the Queen but I have had breakfast with my family