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How To Train Your Unicorn by Kristiano

How to train your Unicorn.

 

Have you ever felt sick and tired of your Unicorn misbehaving? Have you ever dreamed of owning such a gifted creature? Read on to become a master of managing Unicorns!

 

What you need:

Comfortable bed,Sour Patch Kids,45 minutes exersice in an enclosed field,don’t leave it near a pool and give it nice compliments.

 

What to do:

  • First, provide a comfortable bed for your unicorn and make sure it feels like it’s at home and make sure the unicorn is welcome. But don’t forget they must not ever feel like they are cold or they can be sad like a leaf falling off a tree.
  • Next, If they don’t eat at least every hour or else they will be unhappy. They like to eat sweet sour patch kids.
  • After that, ensure exercise for at least 45 minutes each day in an enclosed field.
  • Finally, prevent your unicorn from swimming near a swimming pool due to the fact that it will suck up all the water.

 

FINAL NOTE🔥                      

Whenever this unicorn leaves you it will always haunt you with happiness and loving memories of having this beautiful unicorn as a baby.

Unicorn Breakout! Kritiano

Josh Smith

Breaking News – Unicorn Breakout

We are interrupting this programme to report that a Unicorn has been spotted at Gospel Oak Primary School in North London.This afternoon at 2pm during art, this mythical creature was seen crawling on the roof. Kristiano, age 9 explained”Maybe we can have him as a school pet” Unicornologists stated that’’This is an unknown majestic monster we advise you to call 111 for more safety information. ”Beast – Buster John McFury suggested”I recommend you to find shelter as fast as a lightning bolt.’’

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Night Unicorns by Kristiano

Night Unicorn

 

Have you ever seen a Night Unicorn?

Amazingly,they are very rare?

 

My Fashion


I have sapphire skin,a moon shaped freckle on the back right leg, an aquamarine horn and bebble hooves.

 

My Habitat

 

Rarely, Night Unicorns are unusually found on earth.Fascinatingly,this breed lives at the moon at moon cave.Interestingly,Night Unicorns are antisocial creatures so they go to earth at sunset and come back on the graphite moon.

 

 My Diet

Amazingly,for Night Unicorns moon rocks are edible for these creatures.The majority of Night Unicorns like the hornmade food that the chief called Mr Jamie Jupiter creates lava cake.

Question Poem by Kristiano

What are hot?

A blazing dragon breath breezing past you,flaming wosabi ready to burn your mouth and an unknown rage prepared to burst.

 

What are cold?

A frozen pond full of unknown mysteries,a forbidden freezer in your home and alabaster wind in your doggie digestive system.

 

What are heavy?

An opal elephant stomping extremely loudly in the scorching savannah, a glistening metal, dumbbell held by a burly weight lifter and the feeling of sadness seeping into your soul. 

 

What are light?

A frail feather motionly falling from the topaz sky,an instant sprinkle of rain inching in your sight and a heart as full of jug of water.

 

What are fragile?

A transparent window glass as brittle as a snail shell,a movement as fast as a lightning shock breezing to the soul and a bobbing sound as weak as a whisper.

 

What are strong?

A legionnaire warrior sacrificing for a win on the battle field as tough as a diamond,a first bite in a sweet and sour plum and a determined dynamite as rough as being rejected for a friendly friendship.

Where I Come From br Kristiano

I have never experienced the Big Bad Wolf

But I have kicked a Fox out of my garden.

 

I have never read a Rex Stone book in my room as quiet as a Jellyfish

But I have watched a Harry Potter movie with enthusiastic eyes.

 

I have never conquered a troll on HyperGriff

But I have pranked my friends annoyingly

 

I have never swam 40km in an Olympic sized swimming pool

But I have sprinted 33km in the Gospel Oak running track in a blazing sunny day

 

I have never rushed to Atlantica 

But I have sped to the Athens

 

I have never met Jamie Oliver

But I have visioned my parents’ friends.