Do your skills include being brave, strong and athletic? You must be speedy. Have you got fire proof armour? Are you brave enough? The journey would be dangerous! The dragon is blood thirsty so be prepared. We expect you to defeat the horrendous beast.

If you feel that this is a job for you, you would be expected to:

– come to our village

– seek out the consuming dragon

– bring it to us

– or kill it.

In return we will reward you with:

– glittering jewels

– a free trip to Hawaii with coconuts

– a multiple supply of English breakfast

If you do this you will be supplied with security.

If interested contact 84913 for a job at dragon hunters.