How to keep a                                                          

                                                                    Cerberus

Have you been seeing three headed dogs running around your garden?  Have you wanted to keep one? Here are the instructions for how to keep one.

What you need

. A XXXXXL bed (metal outside and a soft cushion inside).

. Three food and water bowls (they can all be the same).

. A colar (necessarily red or black to go with their fur and large sized).

. Retractable lead

. Dog food and treats

. Rope(that is made from blacksmiths made of iron or diamonds about six metres long)

Steps

First, capture a cerberus from your garden(if you’re lucky)or from the forests with the rope(about six metres long).

Next, get your three food and water bowls, fill them up and give them to your new pet.

After that, take your pet indoors(if it doesn’t want to come in take the bed outside)and let it rest in your room in its bed at the end of your bed so it knows you’re there.

Finally, give your pet a treat to gain its trust.

       Important       

     Information

Additionally, cerberuses are only tamed by food like dog treats or beef. They’re very fussy and only like cooked beef. On the other hand, they are fun to play with and need a lot of exercise Furthermore, they love to go for walks so make sure to let them go out everyday.

What is light? A bright day and a horse’s bray.

What is heavy? A shimmering  grey tray and tropical trees.

What is dark? The black night sky and my ink from my hand-writing pen.

What is cold?  Rocky- rode ice cream and a plugged in freezer.

What is hot? The sun and a freshly baked cake.

What is fast? A Cerberus as quick as an arrow and a spotty cheetah running through the savannah.

What is sour? The yuck sweets from co-op and people bullying innocent kids.

What is heavy? Guilt and hunger.

What is tasty? Lovely scrumptious biscuits,KFC,Burger King and Mcdonalds.

What is slow? A giant snail and internet reconnecting.

What is calm?A silent class and the wind.

What is cute? My dog Vinnie with his puppy eyes and my grandad’s dog Lou Lou.

What is death? Falling down from the top of the Eiffel tower in France and being stabbed in the back by a silent swift arrow.

I want to paint

The eyes of a curious  brown horse staring at me. A  happy hovering hummingbird pecking at a tree to make a hole for her nest. A dark female labrador with the sun shining on her black fur.

I want to paint

A deadly, dark hearted venomous cobra hissing at its prey.The shiny, glimmering, light red apple shining in the glamorous  sun.

I want to paint 

A chocolate brown horse running through a field of bright red strawberries. Lots of tasty, yummy chicken nuggets  with its coat of batter gleaming in the sunlight in the sky.

I want to paint 

A handsome Boxador with its cute white chest shining as it runs through the grassy fields as handsome as can be! The shimmering, bright sun dancing joyfully. A pretty fish called Fishy with colourful rainbow scales reflecting off the sun. A fox hunting its prey in the dance of the full moon. A TESLA as shiny as can be in the glimmering sun.