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I’ve never rapped with the one and only Stormzy in front of 3000 people on a stage made of solid gold

though I do listen to him on spotify in my yard on sunny days.

 

I’ve never ridden the octuple kraken through the seven seas

Though I have surfed on the savage wave in gateshead.

 

I’ve never met the zeus god of lightning, ferocious as a sharks tooth like a tip of a blade

But I’ve seen yang vertongen the former spurs player.

 

I’ve never stuffed my face with ramen noodles

But I’ve had japanese food.

 

I’ve never flew on a pegasus into the skies above the clouds

But I have flown on an airplane into paris on a boiling sunny day

 

I’ve never fought a giant, scarlet snake in the deepest depths of Tartarus and won

But I have wrestled my little brother Finn on a super sad rainy day.

 

I wish I had a diamond chain with gold on it

Though I’ve got a  sapphire crystal in my bedroom.

 

I’ve never been able to live underwater

But I’m good at swimming. 

I wish I have been able to change into objects

But I can dream about it.

 

I’ve never owned a pet phoenix

But I’ve seen Dumbledore’s one at the Harry Potter studios.

 

I’ve never played rocket league in real life though I wish I Have had the opportunity.

But I have played it on my  red and blue, fun switch.

 

I’ve never traveled into different dimensions in a plastic box

But I have thought I have when I went on a rollercoaster.

I’ve never but I have…

I have never eaten a 5 star ice cream sundae, but i have eaten chocolate ice cream out of the freezer.

I have never been kicked by a strong mule, but I have been kicked by my evil sister.

I have never been kissed by Ariana Grande,but I have been kissed by my beautiful,lovely mum.

I have never looked at an alien spaceship,but I have seen red arrows in action.

I have never driven a Lamborghini Huracan,but I have driven a green bmx.

I have never jumped out of a plane to go skydiving,but I have been swimming in a public swimming pool. 

I have never driven a jet ski over a great white shark,but I have swum in the ocean.

Animals

I want to paint

 

I want to paint a brilliant bird swooshing frew the wind as fast as a race car.

A dangerous dog barking as loud as a volcano erupting.

A grand goat as fast as a avalanche falling down a mountain.

A lanky lion as fierce as a fire 10x bigger then a house.

A beautiful butterfly getting carried by the wind as slow as a snail.

A whale as majestic as a sun setting.

A eagle as fast as a lightning in a dangerous storm.

An owl as intriguing as the bottom of the ocean.  

 

I want to paint

I want to paint lot’s of fascinating fish flowing frew a flowery sunset.

A dangerous dinosaur drowning  under the coral sky.

A grand grey moon as grey as the concrete.

A creepy cactus as scary as a ghost in a haunted house.

A flower as beautiful as a full moon in the night sky.

The Hail Dragon

The snowy white egg hatches a beautiful, transparent Hail dragon. It is unknown where the Hail dragon lives in the summer months but it is thought that they are hiding underground in cold, echoey mineshafts. Although, during winter when it is raining, sleeting, snowing and most importantly hailing, the dragon lives in gloomy, rocky caves.

 

The Hail dragon has an electric blue horn on top of his head like a unicorn. When angry, this dragon has an ability to fire hailstones the size of grapefruits out of his black mouth or the ability for his horn to turn electrical to charge and electrocute anything in its path.

 

On a daily basis, this dragon loves to eat 8kg emerald green leaves and bushes and drink 3 litres of sheep blood fresh from the dead body. When there are no leaves around, they can pull over trees and eat the leaves on those.

 

When this dragon runs, he is as fast as a bullet being shot from a pistol! But when he walks normally he is as slow as a snail!

 

Those who venture to find these dragons must bring leaves otherwise the dragon would eat them in one big gulp!

The Skyship Adventure Packlist

I would bring a parrot so if there is a warning and someone didn’t hear, we would hear it twice,

I would bring goblin and dragon repellent so we are always safe,

I would bring a world famous navigator to guide us through the misty, night sky,

I would bring a hamper of food and drink so we don’t starve,

I would bring a notebook and pen to note down new creatures,

I would bring binoculars to look out for danger.

The Dragon

The dragon roams the dense forest,

looking for his lunch

 

A sharp spearhead-like tail

whips back and forth

 

The ebony eyes barely move

as if someone had frozen time

 

A raging, blazing fireball is

blown out of the dragon’s brown, crusty lips

 

Leathery wings flow up and down

as the dragon soars all over the forest

 

The dragon has dark black ears that

stick up like a Christmas elf sitting on a shelf.

 

You are a…

You are a towering tree rustling your brown leaves on a cold Autumn morning,

You are a sleepy sloth swinging side to side on a dark branch,

You are a blanket of soft snow, asleep on the ground,

You are a shining star, twinkling away in the night sky,

You are a cloud, fluffy as candyfloss, floating through the air.

 

 

 

 

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The ally way horror.

Dez dashed into one of the many ally ways on Silver Croft Road and pushed himself against a wall. slime and grease cover his back. There was a derelict 1950’s police box near him and a over flowing bin which looked like it could break any moment and spill out everything it had ever eaten. The fresh air no longer reached this damp ally way. It smelt of grime and grit. There was a slight scratching sound coming from the back of the ally way, it’s just a rat Dez reassured himself. But it was getting louder screeching, scratching and shrieking; Dez closed his eyes, held his breath and waited…..

The Bike

The bicycle

stands like a dormant volcano ,

waiting impatiently for its gears to spin once more.

Its wheels no longer twist and turn in the burning sun,

but now have to face eternal imprisonment,

forever hoping for its release.

Rusted mud guards fail to protect

the once glorious paint from the harsh winter’s mud,

getting weaker by day slowly letting the mud in.

The light,

a once shinning glimmer of hope,

now slowly fades out of existence.

Deceased pedals trapped and encased

surrounded by millions of blades of grass,

closing in for the kill.

A lonely bell

dings silently in pain,

old and batted from its years service.

The black surface

repainted over and over again,

now looks like a snake shedding its skin.