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WANTED:dragon hunter by Marnie

Are you currently searching for a job?

Do you want to be richer than anyone on planet Earth?

Are you brave, fearless, courageous, will you fight for your life and no matter what will you ALWAYS get back up?

Do you have experience with slaying dragons?

If this sounds like something you, read on.

 

We are seeking the best dragon hunter in all the land. We need you to kill this beast so we may live in peace without fear lurking around us. This beasts name is the Dracular-manacrand and it is forcing children to not go to school, mothers and fathers cant go to work; we are not safe. So please, if you want the bet reward possible, continue.

First, you will be rewarded by becoming  the most well known person in the town of Brumbleville. In addition there will be a giant statue made of you slaying the beast. Furthermore, you will be granted a magic carpet, three thousand wishes, seventy-nine bags of pure gold and thirty thousand fairies and elves to protect you from danger. Additionally, we guarantee a castle in the clouds, a whole country and you will become a prince or princess.

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You are, by Marnie

You are a heavy helicopter

waiting for  help while hovering over the holy sea

 

You are a curtain

colourful as a wall covered in crazy graffiti

 

You are a slithering snake

seeking your evening prey for you and your family

 

You are an episode of a soap

trying to entertain everyone everywhere everyday

 

You are a husky

hoping for a healthy treat howling horrendously

 

You are an unfinished igloo

waiting for your last brick while you slowly melt into a cold puddle