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SUSPICIOUS SIGHTING by Niall

(Report by Dan Smith, Pythonoligist)

Earlier this morning, Catalyst Calamity (13) and her brother, who is called Cyclone (14), claimed they had sighted a python in Lazy Lake.

When we interviewed the children, they told us that, “It was humongous, slimy and its eyes were as black as shadows, it filled our souls to the brim with fright. It's a fearsome sight you don't ever wish to see.”

Le Popo (The police) have warned residents to stay out of the forest near Deadfires Sheriff Shack which is where it has been said to go. “It's looking for the chamber of secrets. We have no intelligence on if it's hostile or non hostile. We are naming this creature the Basilisk.”

Galaxy unicorn

The infamous galaxy unicorn lives in multiple places, sometimes it’s in God’s beautiful palace in heaven (as it’s god’s pet)or it could be in the depths of hell doing sins for the devil (as it’s the devil’s right hand man!) The galaxy unicorn possesses features such as , concentrated dark matter as skin, mane made out of blinding bright stars , hooves made out of the rarest diamonds ,  eyes made out of lava fresh from hell  and glistening,glimmering angel wings!The galaxy unicorn lives on a strict diet of evil souls and planets!The galaxy unicorn is the most powerful living thing it can devour a galaxy  in one chomp,and it can beam planets with one beam of it’s horn!