On the way home I met a man called Toast legs. His hands were toasty and he was spreading butter to the people he gave toast to.   

On the way home I met a god called black hole. He was black as a void. He put black holes everywhere until the Earth was gone forever.

On the way home I met a girl called Earth. She sucks up half of the world every 1000 years. Everyday she has a bit of a planet.

On the way home I met a man called World Destroyer. He destroyed half of the world every 100,000 years. He was big as a galaxy.