The Mash dragon

The mash dragon  is very rare but sadly poachers have been killing them for their mash potato scales.Well that’s  why they are rare.

They are creamy white with lime green eyes. They live in the snowy hills of Greenland but when it nests in the summer the eggs are a minty colour.They typically live for 8 years in the wild and in captivity they live for 12 years.As a dragon yearling they are a bright blue colour.Would you recognise a Mash potato dragon or would think it’s a snowball dragon.

They eat purple sprouting broccoli and green Brussels sprouts and as a treat a mice or rat once a month.

So be aware of the Mash dragon.

As Paris went to go find her father , she wandered down to the stables to see her father sat down with a fox cub on his knee as he bottle fed it.

“Paris, hi what are you doing” he said trying to hid the cub,”I’m busy.”

Paris said confused “What have you got under the blanket.”

She said as she walked through the gardens for supper.As her mother called her for supper Pablo caught up to her as he left her alone .He said “ au revoir” and he ran off to the library. As dawn raised upon them,her father came in to explain about the cub.Her name was Jax , she is a fiery red fox with a dull personality.

The next day , Pablo drove to Paris’ house to pick her up for them to go to school. She was gone and so was the fox .In the peak times of winter , they went on the monthly search for Paris and Jax , the snow fell down hard. As it was Christmas Day they bought presents and left them where last sighting of Paris was.They looked up the hill to see a flash of red and pink .It was them.

It had been 20 years since Paris was lost.She got an apprenticeship to McDonald’s and her fox(Jax ) turned out to be a pregnant with 2 cubs that Paris called Thea and JJ.Jax and her pups live in the hills with a close eye keeping them safe. The rain poured down .

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The sun is rain and the tan is not visible but the Hotel is ideal for family’s under 6 members.The sun may not shine but the Indoor water park is here to stay.You can have swimming lessons and a traditional Chinese massage to take you away from the little rascals while they are at the clubhouse.

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.Jamie Oliver cooking your tea
.Horse riding on the beach
.Free Wi-Fi

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As a result of teachers – we have homework.
As a result of a local fish and chips shop – gulls gathered cleverly.
As a result of Friday- children squeal in delight. No school for two day.
As a result of an owl -everyone ducks as it flies over them.
As a result of swimming – you get to dive of diving boards and cool down.

As a result of dogs – man’s best friend will live on and get hair everywhere.
As a result of humans – pollution takes the lead by one point.
As a result of a bee sting – a trip to the good old Tesco pharmacy.
As a result of horses – poo , straw and trotting poles are your workout instead of dung bells and squats.
As a result of monkeys – people like to eat bananas.
As a result of sharks – the Jaws movie was filmed.