In the abandoned church,
Listen for the monstrous screams
echoing off the walls.
In the haunted mansion,
watch the old pictures
Slowly turn into demons.
In the lone forest,
Smell the evil
That lies beneath your spirit.
In the possessed doll,
lays a secret
Never to be told.
In the graveyard,
Witness the dead
Pull them self out from there grave.
On the island of Iuno
I found an eternally moonlit forest,
With branches waving at the stars.
On the island Mysa
I witnessed a roar of raging eagles,
The sky-glider t it again.
On the island of sol
I hear the wind creeping round the mountains
Like a monster lurking.
On the island of Nava
I felt the sand against my legs,
The sand was like gold.
On the island of Pomia
I explored a castle,
A dust-catcher hung on its wall with a sharpe blade.
What to do if you meet a alien
If you are shocked by this unexpected meeting with an extra-terrestrial,read these instructions to discover what to do.If a UFO has landed in your garden and you find yourself face-to-face with a purple being from the other side of the galaxy,these instructions wil tell you what to do!
What you might do:
1.first check that this is really a alien.Identifying features will be:
2.Next,try and not communicate to a alien with your hands as this might be seen as a sign of war.Good openers might be:
3.If you do ever actually meet an alien.Actually use the instructions or else:you will turn into an alien;be abducted by aliens or death!
Signs to look out for if you are abducted:
Do you like banger racing?Are you in need of a new banger?ARe your friends bullying you for your awful banger?If this is you come and visit,Banger Racing Shop!
We have the best,the best of the best!We will have absolutely everything you will need.
ITEMS
We have…
But not only inside we have a specialised banger track outside that you can test your new banger that you created and designed.
And if there is a queue outside are amazing shop we have.
BENEFITS
We have…
We have had famous banger racers,such as, Paul Gorton and Tim horne.Who have both said “You must come here I would recommend this shop.
So again,do you like banger racing?Are you in need of a new banger?Are your friends bullying you for your awful banger?
If so, come to the Banger Racing Shop!
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Do you like banger racing?Are you in need of a new banger?ARe your friends bullying you for your awful banger?If this is you come and visit,Banger Racing Shop!
We have the best,the best of the best!We will have absolutely everything you will need.
ITEMS
We have…
But not only inside we have a specialised banger track outside that you can test your new banger that you created and designed.
And if there is a queue outside are amazing shop we have.
BENEFITS
We have…
We have had famous banger racers,such as, Paul Gorton and Tim horne.Who have both said “You must come here I would recommend this shop.
So again,do you like banger racing?Are you in need of a new banger?Are your friends bullying you for your awful banger?
If so, come to the Banger Racing Shop!
COME AND VISIT NOW!!!!!!!!!
Do you like banger racing?Are you in need of a new banger?ARe your friends bullying you for your awful banger?If this is you come and visit,Banger Racing Shop!
We have the best,the best of the best!We will have absolutely everything you will need.
ITEMS
We have…
But not only inside we have a specialised banger track outside that you can test your new banger that you created and designed.
And if there is a queue outside are amazing shop we have.
BENEFITS
We have…
We have had famous banger racers,such as, Paul Gorton and Tim horne.Who have both said “You must come here I would recommend this shop.
So again,do you like banger racing?Are you in need of a new banger?Are your friends bullying you for your awful banger?
If so, come to the Banger Racing Shop!
COME AND VISIT NOW!!!!!!!!!
Do you like banger racing?Are you in need of a new banger?ARe your friends bullying you for your awful banger?If this is you come and visit,Banger Racing Shop!
We have the best,the best of the best!We will have absolutely everything you will need.
ITEMS
We have…
But not only inside we have a specialised banger track outside that you can test your new banger that you created and designed.
And if there is a queue outside are amazing shop we have.
BENEFITS
We have…
We have had famous banger racers,such as, Paul Gorton and Tim horne.Who have both said “You must come here I would recommend this shop.
So again,do you like banger racing?Are you in need of a new banger?Are your friends bullying you for your awful banger?
If so, come to the Banger Racing Shop!
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My goldfish -whose name is Fish- is being incredibly annoying today.I was just asking him some questions for my new play it’s called Romeo and Julyet 2.o.I asked him where it should be placed but he replied pop. pop. pop.So then i asked him should it be dramatic or comedy but he replied pop.pop.pop. Like what was his problem they were just some simple questions.So I thought maybe they were too hard questions for a fish soooooo i asked the simplest question of all.Should they die or live happily he replied pop.
Ozzy woke up in shock forgetting where he was.He then checked beside him remembering he was with the panther.The panther was still badly wounded Ozzy walked up to the panther waking her up.
Ozzy didn’t think he was in a good enough hiding spot.So he looks around the old fish and chip shop for a good enough hiding spot for him and the panther to keep safe.Then he finds one behind these old crates.
At that moment the door creaked open,someone,something,had entered the building,There was a breath somebody was listering.Windows opened revealing shadows;footsteps echoed;the guards began searching.Ozzy peeked through the corner shadows were rocking side to side like a hammock.Nervous,he curled up to the panthers fu.Ozzy waited,thinking the guards will move on…
Ozzy had a light bulb he realised where the gateway was.It was at linford lakes underneath the bridge.
So then him and the panther headed to the gateway sprinting trying not to get caught by the guards.
Outside, a flash of lightning made the birds fly and a roar of thunder shook all the houses.Inside,Ozzy stumbled through the abandoned fish and chip shop,desperately looking for somewhere to hide.Broken tables were flipped at crazy angles,rusted knives and forks were scattered across the floor and cobwebs were in every corner .To his disbelief,he could not find a way out.he was trapped!
Behind him, stood an odd man lit up in the doorway,a knife -bigger than a forearm-sparkled.Ozzy gasped…
..but at that moment,something growled deeper than thunder.Out of the darkness,not one but two bright yellow eyes (brighter than the stars)appeared,a flash of black and the sharpest of teeth.What ever it was,burst past Ozzy and stood in between him and the man
It was huge.huge and black.Ozzy realised that he was standing beside a massive pamtha.It threw back its shaggy head and growled .In that moment the man had fled.Ozzy stood rooted to the spot paralysed by fear.
The panther turned and laid down in front of Ozzy,resting her head on on the ground.He could see that she was injured.A long stripe of blood ran across her side.He had never been so close to such a large creature before.He could smell an earthy,musty sent and watched as her pelt of black fur rippled across her back.
Ozzy,who was speechless,stare into the panthers eyes he felt as if she was sizing him up,seeing deeper and deeper into his very being.But,his fear began to fade and he held out his hand.She leaned her head forwards and sniffed.Then she licked his skin with her rough,pink tongue.Her eyes sparkled as if they were stars.He could see kindness but also a well of sadness.
It was then that she spoke.A low,gravelly voice that seemed to spring up from the ground its self.It was a voice of rock and wind and mud.”I need your help now”. She said in hope” We must find the gateway”.
Ozzy stared back,his head nodding as if he understood.He knew at that moment that he would do anything to protect this huge beautiful creature.Anything.”They will be back,” said the panther ,”so I must hide.”
Twenty minutes later,Ozzy and the panther had slunk through the the streets down to the old fish and chip shop by mumford canal.No one ever dared to venture there,rumour has it that the ghosts of navvies haunted the building but that last summer Ozzy had made an entry.He would often sat inside watching kingfishers flash across the waters edge catch fish.The panther curled up in a corner and slept. Ozzy kept watch.
It was a dark wintry afternoon in November.The ice white snow melted as soon as it hit the ground and street lights flickered revealing anything that might be hidden .The streets were like they were dead.
Ozzy Walked and walked until he was met by an angry soldier.Ozzy was nervous as he was a Foreigner,the soldier shouted “WHAT DO YOU COME HERE FOR.”Ozzy replied nervously “A delivery.”He got through the checkpoint .
The other side of mumford is a lot better than the foreigner side.It had everything you needed:Happy people,fairs,parades and even working street lights.
As Ozzy walked through the street.He was faced by a attacker he ran and ran to find somewhere to hide and finally the attacker was gone and Ozzy was hid.
Dog,Dog,
Why do you have such a long tail?
Do you really need to wag it?
Dog,Dog,
Why do you love chasing sticks,
Through the woods?
Dog,Dog,
Why do you have such sharp teeth?
Do you really need them just to eat?
Dog,Dog,
Why do you have such good ears?
Are they really that useful?
Dog,Dog,
Why do you have such long whiskers?
Do they not tickle your nose?
Dog,Dog,
Why do you run so fast?
Is it fun?
I am a wood-sprinter.
I am a food-lover
I am a deep-sleeper.
What am I?
I have brown eyes like chocolate buttons.
I have legs like a bodybuilder.
I have teeth like a bloodthirsty piranha.
What am I?
I am a shoe chewer.
I am a pillow eater.
I am a people lover.
What am I?
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