Are you a dragon tamer? Do you want to be rich beyond your wildest dreams? Then this job is for you! There have been many Bulk dragons spotted in Timmy’s home Hugsville.

If you tame the pesky dragons, make them protect Hugsville and give their control to Timmy then the job shall be done and as an added bonus collect all the bulk eggs and give them to Timmy.

These will be the rewards: a golden carrot (makes your eyesight 50% better), a ruby shard scale, an invisibility cloak and a lifetime supply of cat food packets-delicious!

So will you become the greatest dragon tamer? Meow!

P.S If you do the extra task you’ll get 100 loyal guards.

(11th March Blog Post)

Normally, the Devil Dragon would be the evilest most brutal dragon on dragon known in the galaxy more brutal than this at minimal amount at least 6,000 die due to it every year.

If you saw a devil dragon you’d better run and… No you can’t hide. it can smell anything that’s nearby and it’s the second fastest thing in the universe to ***** and all the **** in ********* (omitted to conceal this creatures identity) All people know if the devil dragon locks eyes with you, is that your fate is sealed. You will be meat for this brutal creature.

Nobody has ever survived it not even a cat for this thing is heartless if it isn’t paid with 300,000 gold ingots from a village- the village will be torn to sheds- the weak screams make it laugh it owns a very dark humour. Is it ever scared? No it fears nothing if it sees somebody who is a true wimp it’ll toy with it make it run up until it dies from starvation or possibly dehydration.

Is there anything it cares about? Yes the 8 gems of corruption that are inside its thick scales without them it’s completely powerless.

Not like you’ll get them from me. Oh? Did I tell you I am the only Devil dragon that exists we all killed each other long ago and when I die I become an egg I’m invincible and how shall you stop me?

I really didn’t expect what the townspeople are I walked back inside and whispered to my the man who saved me, “Do they bite?”

He laughed, “Of course they don’t there are all very tame.”

I thought it would be best if I where to stay inside Alfie told me he’d go and get me some milk left the room the guest door bust open, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW all of the townspeople (towns cats) walked through. I screamed and fell of my bed the door Alfie went in opened up a gruff looking cat came in.

I couldn’t believe it Alfie was a cat? He saved my life just to end my life? The cats came running at me quickly screaming. I tried to get off of the floor to scramble for my life all the doors where blocked by cats so where all the air vents. I tried to climb onto my bed cats knocked me off and lay down on top of me, and then they started-started purring and hugging me? Alfie walked out of the room with some milk poured it on the floor and told me, “Its law here once the townspeople see you the prank is planned for that night.”

I laughed he laughed and now the King Cat walked into the room King Tommy and Sir Timmy…

I woke up. I had no clue where I was I was horribly injured. Well, I guess I’m lucky to be alive but if I’m not found soon I would wish I had died then because I’ll die from dehydration or starvation.

I looked around myself I could see blood a dragon scale bits of metal… Wait that’s it the dragon scale! It can heal any injury! It was perfect. I slowly crawled towards it, and easily accessing the cuts, I held it all. I hoped was it wasn’t a collector’s dragon scale. They’re very rare and could make you rich but otherwise useless. I held it closed my eyes and hoped for the best.

It-it-it was a collector’s dragon scale. I lost hope. Was I doomed to die in the middle of the desert? I thought so as I closed my eyes and if I died like this at least I would not have to look at the awful territory around me…

It had been almost a week five and a quarter days to be exact. I felt a bit of tugging on my arm. I opened my eyes and saw what seemed to be a 34 year old man his name Alfie (he told me that in part 3.) He got soup in my mouth somehow. I heard the words from his mouth dessert rescue services. I knew he was a hero to whatever place. I was in saving those who where lost in the dessert.

It had been a couple months; I was just ready to leave the hospital so I did yet I didn’t know the towns people were…