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Death Dragon Hunter 

DDH

 

1.

Die or cause death to the dragon. 

The hunt starts here.

Start the job or get a dart in your heart!

  1. Are you capable of slaying dragons?

Do you crave fame?

If so this job could be what you are looking for!

3.if you slay this dragon then you will be rewarded £999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999

  1. We are looking for:

-speed

-agility

-stamina

-serious stuff

-experience

-aim

-climbing

-damage

5.how to sign up

click down below to go on the website

www.deathdragonhunter#ddh.com

Or call this number below

+44 01296 473251

 

 

Advert

Are you an amazing swordsman?

Do you like fighting and action?

Do you want an amazing custom sword?

Well, look no further!

We, the government of Randermos, are looking for an an amazing dungeon troll slayer to rid the king and PM’s dungeons of dungeon trolls for an amazing reward of    20,000 and a custom amethyst bladed sword, along with 20lbs of trifle courtesy of Teifella Bakes! You must require:

  • A metal sword
  • A knife (just in case)
  • A magic satchel
  • Armour
  • A strong will

So if you have these qualities…

Are you an amazing swordsman?

Do you like fighting and action?

Do you want an amazing custom sword?

Well, look no further!

We, the government of Randermos, are looking for an an amazing dungeon troll slayer to rid the king and PM’s dungeons of dungeon trolls for an amazing reward of    20,000 and a custom amethyst bladed sword, along with 20lbs of trifle courtesy of Teifella Bakes! You must require:

  • A metal sword
  • A knife (just in case)
  • A magic satchel
  • Armour
  • A strong will

So if you have these qualities din’t delay, join today, because you can roll the trolls!

Wanted – A Dragon Hunter

 

                Do you have a passion for hunting?

          Are you brave enough to fight a dragon?

         Can you calm even the most dangerous beasts?

                       If so, look no further!

 

If you think that this is right job for you, you will be expected to:


  • Travel to our village;
  • Find the beast;
  • Tame it;
  • Or kill it. 




In reward, we will offer you:

  • A all – you – can – eat buffet for the rest of your days 
  • Meet Mr Beast 
  • Get everything you want for FREE
  • And also, we will pay you everyday, MORE THAN ELON MUSK! 🙂


We will guarantee you with a luxurious place if you become first place And you will get whatever you command to us!



If you are interested  don’t miss this important opportunity for your lifetime; this is a great opportunity for your life!

 

Wanted- Come now!!!

Does your extraordinary talent involve creativity?

If so join now before the opportunity of your life is gone! 

 

Are you brave enough to defeat the deadliest dragon? Are your skills fine enough to avoid vicious obstacles? Was your childhood dream to become an almighty dragon hunter?

 

If you feel like this job is for you we expect you to:

. Seek you to hunt a dangerous dragon

. Communicate with others 

. Tame yourself to other creatures 

. Or scare them away

 

In return, your reward will be filled with:

. £1.5M each month

. A gold mansion

. An extra rare, one of a kind lamborghini 

. A small supply of snacks ( including small cans of fizzy drinks)

. A promise of stacks of salad 

. And a gallon of water

 

How to sign up: 

Call 080064221

Email: Elementildragons@.co.uk

 

If you are interested in fighting a dragon, Sign up today before it’s GONE FOREVER! Contact us on our email of phone number above. ONLY TEN SPACES LEFT!!!

 

Marked, ELEMENTAL DRAGON!



Dragon slayer wanted

Do you want to be an amazing dragon hunter? Can you take care of horrendous beasts 100x the size of you?Do you have what it takes to be famous? If so read on!

The job will be a dangerous,hard working gory job if you can handle that,this job is perfect for you.

The skills we are looking for are

.A strong fearless warrior

.Very strong

.Big like a lion

.Is good with dragons

.Cant get scared

.Very sneaky

If this sounds like the thing for you. Please sign up at ww.DragonSlayer.co.uk or ring us, our number is on the website.

(We expect you not to die hunter)

The job, just do it

Apply and admire your fame

Do you want to be famous?                  Are you pleading for money? 

You can’t miss an opportunity like this! Your job is to capture dragons and take them to and island that there are no humans and only wild animals and plants. 

The Benefits of this are a private castle with an army and anything needed including your family. You will be trained by experts whose names went down in history. Ten bars of gold (which are worth £1,005,550) per dragon. You’ll be treated like a king and free breakfast of your choice. Experts who will help you capture the dragons and tell you all the things you need to know and plants and dragon abilities for your first 3 months. £9.9 trillion will be given to you after each 2 weeks plus armour, weapons and an army to keep you safe while capturing the dragons.

All the abilities we need from you:

  • Great agility 
  • Fearless
  • Fast
  • Smart
  • Great hunter
  • 15 or over
  • Proud of their achievements 
  • Want to go down in history
  • Almost invincible
  • Good under pressure
  • Quick thinking
  • Obvervent
  • Calm
  • sensible

Don’t miss this. Nance of a lifetime as it can change your life.

To apply: click on this link apply.dragonhunters.fame.justdoit.com.theworld.admire.www.apply or call this number

01012000015122 to go Yahya’s website click on the link above, if not go on Noah’s website with other information on the next page.  Noah’s and Yahya’s training camp and  territory are the same but on different websites with all the information you need.

 

Dragon bounty

Dragon bounty



Do you want to become famous?

Do you want to travel all over the world?

Do you want to have all the wealth in the world?

Have you ever wondered how it will be like going in a real adventure?

 

If so, you are the perfect person for dragon hunting! 

You will have to be able to learn detective skills, you also have to be able to capture a dragon as soon as you see it. 

 

Just so you know, you will be supplied with free breakfast, lunch and dinner. You will also be rewarded with £250,000-£500,000. Furthermore  you will be guaranteed to gain a variety of hunting and navigation skills once you retire. When you retire, you will be rewarded a mansion with furniture all over the place so you don’t have to worry about buying anything. We will also hire 4 chefs, 5 maids and 3 butlers just for you.



This is an opportunity of a lifetime, you don’t want to miss this! If you can’t meet us in person search up WWW.DragonBounty.co.uk on google or safari to get your resume sent to us! What are you waiting, for now is your chance to apply now and get ready for your adventure to start.

Wanted – A Dragon Hunter

 

                Do you have a passion for hunting?

          Are you brave enough to fight a dragon?

         Can you calm even the most dangerous beasts?

                       If so, look no further!

 

If you think that this is right job for you, you will be expected to:


  • Travel to our village;
  • Find the beast;
  • Tame it;
  • Or kill it. 




In reward, we will offer you:

  • A all – you – can – eat buffet for the rest of your days 
  • Meet Mr Beast 
  • Get everything you want for FREE
  • And also, we will pay you everyday, MORE THAN ELON MUSK! 🙂


We will guarantee you with a luxurious place if you become first place And you will get whatever you command to us!



If you are interested  don’t miss this important opportunity for your lifetime; this is a great opportunity for your life!

 

Dragon hunter

DRAGON BOUNTY WANTED URGENTLY!

Do you want to be rewarded with glory?

Do you want to be famous?

Are  you willing to  be slaying a fierce dragon?

Do you want to be rewarded with glory?

You don’t want to miss a whooping 2000,000 pounds right?

Your don’t want to miss this opportunity?

Do you want to save your region?

Do you want to join a team full of mighty people?

If you mentioned yes you are up for the challenge!!

After you have captured or killed the dragon you will sell it on its own or you can stuff the dragon with cotton and give it to people aged 7 and over . When you sell the dragon on its own you will earn more money. If you selled the dragon on its own you will collect the dragon’s blood and we will give you a medicine to put in the blood so it will save many people’s lives.

To be successful you need these skills:

Strong person

If you get

If you survived this you will win 2000,000 pounds and that’s not all you could win a mansion if you succeed.

If you want to join go on www.dragon2bounty. org.A106 and call 0751 8923 6621 4472. Don’t miss this life time option. Terms and conditions apply. Only over 20 yrs if not try next time!

Nearest application- The Basilica of the Sacred Heart of Paris( Church)

Advert made by Anjana Fernando

 

 

Dragon Catcher

Have you ever wanted to be known worldwide for you riches?

Have you ever wanted to have so much money you don’t know what to do with it?

Do you have a quick reaction time?

 

Well if you answered yes to all of the  above, then consider yourself lucky because the E.D.C. (Expert dragon Catcher society) wants you, yes you, to help them in their next mission to catch the dragons of super city. Your skills must be immaculate, because we are looking for: 

  • People with strength good enough they can easily lift cars. 
  • You need experience, if your not twenty or older we will see you next year!
  • You need to have expert craft skills and a medical degree to craft temporary splints when needed.
  • You must have a degree in food science to detect any problems in our crews food.

 

The qualities we are looking for in one of our crew members are pretty easy to meet, but without them you are no longer E.D.C. material. These consist of the heart to share, the mind to care, the eyes of fair and the to help your crew mates if and when they need it.

 

Your rewards if you join will be, an abundance of cash 526,455 pounds to be exact, your starting wages will be from 900,000 pounds and up. This is a lifetime opportunity, if you do not accept there is clearly something wrong with you.

 

Do note that any injuries that occur will not be held responsible by the E.D.C. Please do not sue.