A mighty stockpile of edibles

able to feed any wary army,

anywhere.

A grow-your-own-sky ship kit

in case your old one is gobbled by a giga troll.

A book of beasts and bogies

to identify any horrific monster

in the sky or up your nose.

A best friend ever loyal to you…

      …to use as bait for sky goblins!

Mwahahahaha!!!

A naked mole rat

able to find its way to warm luxurious drinkable water

at any time.

A crooked hat

able to withstand any level of turbulence,

whatever the weather!

An orb of sheer power

able to bring any weapon you fully desire;

Avoiding the fact that you have no idea how to use them.

A glass eye

with ten out of ten Bluetooth connection

straight to your head!

An iPad

capable of taking images,

printing them off and fantastically,

they can actually move!

A clock

able to scare off horrid beasts with it’s terrifying tick-tock

that goes to the end of time.

A full stop

capable of stopping any story;

such as this one.