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How to look after a pet elf

This is your guide to looking after a pet elf

.what to feed them:marshmallows,candycanes obviously ,candyfloss, sweets,chocolate,and to drink milk and hot chocolate

.how to make them happy :feed them let them sleep,feed them *again* but most important and you can’t mess this bit up DONT TALK TO THEM

.how to get rid of them -sorry but you can’t that’s the great thing about elves they won’t leave until Christmas eve which is obviously the 24th of December

The elves  can be a little bit naughty they like to play tricks on people sometimes

How to look after a pet elf

This is your guide to looking after a pet elf

.what to feed them:marshmallows,candycanes obviously ,candyfloss, sweets,chocolate,and to drink milk and hot chocolate

.how to make them happy :feed them let them sleep,feed them *again* but most important and you can’t mess this bit up DONT TALK TO THEM

.how to get rid of them -sorry but you can’t that’s the great thing about elves they won’t leave until Christmas eve which is obviously the 24th of December

The elves  can be a little bit naughty they like to play tricks on people sometimes

How to look after a pet elf

This is your guide to looking after a pet elf

.what to feed them:marshmallows,candycanes obviously ,candyfloss, sweets,chocolate,and to drink milk and hot chocolate

.how to make them happy :feed them let them sleep,feed them *again* but most important and you can’t mess this bit up DONT TALK TO THEM

.how to get rid of them -sorry but you can’t that’s the great thing about elves they won’t leave until Christmas eve which is obviously the 24th of December

The elves  can be a little bit naughty they like to play tricks on people sometimes

Instructions to look after your elf

Ive alot of instructions to look after a elf, i’ve the most chaotic elf that you would never want to have, but i guess its my bad luck that i cant get rid of this ‘thing’. So to start of you got to have alot if sweets for the elf, it has to be soft sweets or chocolate but it can leave a really big mess, you have to have strawberry milk and when i say strawberry milk, i mean you got to pour milk and put strawberries into it. 

Batmans disaster

Daniel woke up and decided that he is going to be Batman, Mother said ‘you aren’t being Batman today’, ‘but why not’ Said Daniel, ‘because your tights for the costume..well..shrunk’, ‘WHAT!’ Said Daniel. ‘Do we not have a spair pair of tights??’ ‘No Daniel , no Batman today’, ‘but whyyy!’ ‘Because i said so’ Said Mother. Daniel went upstairs, put on some normal, comfy clothes and went to lay on my bed and read a comic, waiting on my dinner to be ready. Mother said we’re having pizza and chips, which is quiet unhealthy but i like it. *shrug*

Captured By The Police

Officer! You got this all wrong, there is a bad witch who lives nearby in this forest. I watched her sneak into the cottage while the bears were away hunting for food, i watched her through the window and she pulled out this little potion with a danger sign and the liquid was pure green. She went into the kitchen to a big pot of porridge and poured the liquid into the porridge and stirred it around with a big wooden spoon, once she left, i ran in to try get rid of the porridge, but you caught me then..