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Letter to the King.

King 👑

Hello!

Hello..

Is this really King Charles.

yes.

so.. I wanted to ask you a very important question.

What is that?

I wanted to know what you eat for dinner, and your ingredients.

And how would I know that!
I have personal chefs remember.

oh ok so u can’t help.

(Charles added chef to the group)

Hello chef 👩‍🍳

Hi, I heard you were looking for the majesty’s dinner menu.

Yes can u help.

The kings favourite is..

Starter- cheesy chips and curry  main- chicken box and usually for dessert he has, a sticky toffee pudding topped with a strawberry. I hope that helped!

NO CHEF!- King Charles

Don’t open the box

Early one day I was coming down the stairs and walked into the kitchen and saw a humongous box lying on the table and I sat down debating if I should open the box or not. I sat there for ages then I finally decided to open it. I reached out to open it and I heard a loud voice screaming DON’T OPEN THE BOX! I turned around and didn’t see anything so I reached out again and opened it and found a dead man’s head in it.It scared me and I ran away screaming. I should have listened.

How I look after my elf.

I’ve an elf Buddy and this is how I look after him.Wake up every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes and a sprinkle of magic dust, after that he gets in the shower and uses his North Pole Super Cleaning body wash ,whilst he’s in the shower I clean up whatever he’s done as his evil prank.

After this we head to the park, this is a chance for him to get all his energy out.When we get home Buddy gets into his shorts and his house coat , he gets his supper and heads to be!! Goodnight…

Itsy bitsy spider

I’m the itsy bitsy spider your all scared of,well one day I was climbing up a wall, it started raining and it swooped me down a dark hole I looked around and saw Bob my friend I hadn’t saw him in ages ,we tried to figure a way out so we decided to climb up the hole again,we eventually got up but all of the sudden big droplets of rain plunged us back down again for several days we tried to get out but its always when we get out it always starts raining,who knew it rained indoors

Instructions on how to look after your elf.

Instructions on how to look after your elf.

This is a guide on how to look after your elf, DO NOT leave it out of you sight, DO NOT leave the elf in the cold it will throw you out in your sleep, be nice to the elf keep it on your hood side! If you have a pair of elves do not split them up! If the elves are apart they will find away back to eachother and make more mischief. Make sure to feed the elf/elves and no don’t give them vegetables, give them Mc Donald’s it’s definitely there favourite food.

p.s feed elves 6 times a day!!!

Instructions on how to look after your elf.

Instructions on how to look after your elf.

This is a guide on how to look after your elf, DO NOT leave it out of you sight, DO NOT leave the elf in the cold it will throw you out in your sleep, be nice to the elf keep it on your hood side! If you have a pair of elves do not split them up! If the elves are apart they will find away back to eachother and make more mischief. Make sure to feed the elf/elves and no don’t give them vegetables, give them Mc Donald’s it’s definitely there favourite food.

p.s feed elves 6 times a day!!!

Cheeky cheese

Dear chef, I’m writing to you to ask , WHERE IS MY SWISS CHEESE !,I have been patient for too long last night I only got a quarter of a breadstick two grapes and one chunk of cheese , that’s a disgrace of a meal, who do you think I am a mouse ,so I’m making you work double because I started bragging to my friends about how good your food is , so now their all coming over for a party,so tomorrow I want a gourmet meal with a side of swiss cheese, don’t let me down. Swiss C. Cheese