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Medusa dragon

Can you tame a dragon, if so then join us on our quest to tame the Medusa dragon. We will trek through the wild forest full of wimping willows. You will get a lifetime supply of warm toast and fresh orange you will also get four large red rubies and a small mountain of gold. You must be careful as the Medusa dragon can turn you to STONE.

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Dancing with dragons

Breaking news the breakdancing dragon            Has been seen on the streets of Manchester making thousands of pounds from dancing until the watcher is mesmerised into emptying out their pockets for it.

WANTED DRAGON

This red deadly dragon can kill you in one glance.
We need to kill it it’s only weakness is grandpa’s sweet sweaty socks,

So gather up you grandpas socks and bring them to the lab.

only tests can identify if this is true or a rumer,

scientist hoping this is true have their they test packs up and ready.
We will be trying to trap it in a room full of grandpas socks

be ready grandpas your sock draw will be getting raided.

Dancing with dragons

Breaking news the breakdancing dragon            Has been seen on the streets of Manchester making thousands of pounds from dancing until the watcher is mesmerised into emptying out their pockets for it.

Wanted dragon hunter to slay the dragons

Wanted dragon hunter to slay the dragons

We are seeking a dragon hunter specific to this certain dragon, plop dragon, do not judge it by its name it is a very ferocious dragon, it has prickles on its back, razor sharp talons for claws, its got a colossal bolder attached to its tail, large eyes to symbolise power, pointy teeth to rip up raw meat. We know this is a terrible quest to put on somebody’s shoulders but it needs to be done. So our offer includes everlasting peace, free entry to any planet you desire to own and last but not least we will give you a harmless baby dragon of nigh and day too give you eternal happiness.

Please join today’s dragon job

Have you recently been searching for a job? Do you think you can do, it hunting forotious dragons out in this pitch black area? Well if you think your daring anough to take on this once in a life time experience come and join if we need someone it’s you! Come on this daring quest, catch the destruction dragon and you will be rewarded greatly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The flam dragon

Are you skilled enough to tame a flam dragon? If you are sign up now to get a life time supply of breakfast, your one  cancel,10 night and the invisible cape of destroniy. Sign up now.

Dancing with dragons

Breaking news the breakdancing dragon            Has been seen on the streets of Manchester making thousands of pounds from dancing until the watcher is mesmerised into emptying out their pockets for it.

Dragonlord wanted!

Do you want to be as famous as the sun? Do you want to be as rich as the king? Would you like to hold the title of dragonlord?
If so, prove your skills by slaying a bearshark and putting the hide on the steeple of the church.

 

The golden dragon

Are you the finest in your family do you think you can single hand stop a beast  then ring the police and say I think I can stop it if you do please come stop this beast you will win   100,000,00