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The Garage Goblins

Garage goblin

Garage goblins are found usually in garages around the world. They also like tools. They eat screws and every summer they migrate garages by digging burrows.

Appearance 

Weirdly, their scales are wood shavings. Interestingly, they wear blue denim dungarees and have red, cursing eyes and pointy dagger teeth.  

 

Habitat

Interestingly, they live in the garage. They migrate every summer and make burrows to travel from garage to garage by using only an electric screwdriver. 

Diet 

Garage goblins are most commonly found eating sparkly and shiny screws. But if they are over the age of 110, then they eat rusty, old nails. They really dislike accidentally swallowing soil when they are digging burrows. 

 

Surprising Features About Garage Goblins

Humans have always found this strange, but Garage Goblins can shapeshift into a tool box! They do this by curling up into a tight ball, and then squeezing themselves into a box shape. 

 

Hobbies

They spend their spare time collecting dragonflies, and writing books about other Goblins. They are very talented at knitting and embroidery as well as building and DIY. 

 

Conclusion

 

When a human opens up the garage, the goblins crawl up the walls and cling onto the ceiling. But first, they tiedy up the mess they made! A few have been spotted around Lincoln, Newark and other nearby. But they are very rare! 

WOOD GOBLINGS

Wood  Goblins,

Native to Japan, Wood Goblins are very easy to spot as they are the biggest goblins in the world being 10956cm tall.  

   

Other goblings like to eat these goblins such as star goblins, flame goblins and garage goblins.Wood goblins eat water goblins as they dont have much to drink .

 

They usually eat sand and macbooks but their favourite food is hand sanitiser [especially strawberry lace flavour].They also can’t eat other wood goblins or people because they are too chewy and they will break their teeth. They also don’t like peas.

 

They are the best readers in the world, in fact they can read 70000 books a day with 50 breaks .Even though they are wood goblins they hate wood.

 

They are cherry red with scarlet dots on their head like an apple tree.They are slimy and like to crawl on the ground like a snail. But sometimes they are very energetic and like to hunt for schools and find people’s carex strawberry lace hand sanitiser.

 

As i said they are the tallest gobling in the world so if you see one please report it to..

WWW.SMELLYGOBLINGS.CO.UK OR ARE PHONE NUMBER IS 887430230 .

AND EMAIL ADDRESS.THEGOBLINGSAREGOINGTOEATYOU46@GMAIL.COM

 

The origin of the Lightning goblin

The Lightning Goblin

The Lightning goblin, the rarest and the most extraordinary creature in the world is becoming more extinct at this moment. Additionally, they are actually quite peaceful creatures but people are hunting them for no apparent reason so they do attack back if threatened also they do not like being spotted.

 

Interestingly, the goblin is a very pale yellow colour and has thick, rough skin. In addition, it’s skin is totally electricity proof meaning it can sit unharmed in it’s home without getting struck by lightning. Sparks surround the two and a half foot monster and it’s lightning bolt tail looks like a snake on the loose.

 

Amazingly, it lives in the dark, stormy clouds and he flies it around like a pilot flying an aeroplane. When it is in a bad mood it pours multiple trickles of water and sends bolts of lightning onto the ground and sometimes even the people walking by.

 

The small savage feeds on electricity, the clouds and whatever it can find on the humans territory especially cheese and mushrooms. It drinks mainly water but when it wants it takes the peoples fizzy drinks but it makes them float afterwards into the clouds.

 

Surprisingly, it can sneaks everywhere and steals everything they can get.The lightning is one of the smallest goblins in the world being the size of a puppy but definitely not as innocent or loyal.

 

So to be clear you must be cautious of these things as they are very DANGEROUS

 

The origin of the Lightning goblin

The Lightning Goblin

The Lightning goblin, the rarest and the most extraordinary creature in the world is becoming more extinct at this moment. Additionally, they are actually quite peaceful creatures but people are hunting them for no apparent reason so they do attack back if threatened also they do not like being spotted.

 

Interestingly, the goblin is a very pale yellow colour and has thick, rough skin. In addition, it’s skin is totally electricity proof meaning it can sit unharmed in it’s home without getting struck by lightning. Sparks surround the two and a half foot monster and it’s lightning bolt tail looks like a snake on the loose.

 

Amazingly, it lives in the dark, stormy clouds and he flies it around like a pilot flying an aeroplane. When it is in a bad mood it pours multiple trickles of water and sends bolts of lightning onto the ground and sometimes even the people walking by.

 

The small savage feeds on electricity, the clouds and whatever it can find on the humans territory especially cheese and mushrooms. It drinks mainly water but when it wants it takes the peoples fizzy drinks but it makes them float afterwards into the clouds.

 

Surprisingly, it can sneaks everywhere and steals everything they can get.The lightning is one of the smallest goblins in the world being the size of a puppy but definitely not as innocent or loyal.

 

So to be clear you must be cautious of these things as they are very DANGEROUS

 

The Magpie Goblin

Magpie Goblin

 

This spectacularly small goblin has silver magpie-like wings with a white and black pattern vertically crossing over its body and has a religious mark however it’s different for every goblin because each one has their own number and is given to them by the laboratory. 

 

At night this creature’s eyes turn red and glow like a blazing inferno and it ***** apricots. 

 

This unfamiliar beast can surprisingly fly with its glamorous, elegant wings and feasts upon things like feathers and arachnids.  They eat their feathers by flying onto magpies and hide under their wings.  When they’ve had enough they skydive from the magpies and glide down with their wings. These dramatic creatures shoot razor sharp feathers which can cut through titanium and can be used to defend itself as a shield and they are highly lethal.

 

If you see this species stay away because it gets aggravated easily and will without  hesitation try to harm you. This endangered species is very protective of their young and will do anything to stop you from touching them. Over the past ten years they have had a sudden decrease in population due to adventures mistaking them and hunters killing them for their priceless wings. However they are now under protection by the goblin protection society ( G.B.S ) but there are still many under harm and we would like you to help protect them by telling us where you found them and want you to stay away from them and let them increase in number.

 

Rob and Ben- St Lawrence Primary school

The Ice and Kryptonite goblin

 

 

Amazingly, the strong ice & kryptonite goblin somehow can survive without air for up to 100 years and it can grow wings at 200 years of age, yet it lives only to 500 years. IKG (ice kryptonite goblin) inhales gasses as an energy source but it can also eat things smaller than 0.5cm wide.

 

Its body is built up of white ice crystals, black horns and energy circling the beast’s frosty body. One person who encountered the goblin in the icy mountains of Greenland said this : “It was somewhere around  3 metres tall– and it could fly with its lightning aura around it!”

 

The only thing it needs to survive are gasses, it inhales them and then exhales frost and snow. It was the beast who made greenland snowy, henceforth why the name is stuck as greenland, instead of iceland. It has black pupils that will haunt their prey till they die.

 

It evolved from the xenon magma goblin who used to roam the world and mainly lived on Mount Vesuvius in Pompeii. They loved it but when the volcano went up they were drowned in lava.

 

In their spare time, from what we have researched, they suffocate other animals in the snow shortly after digging a hole. According to reports, they once attacked a group of hikers, but were killed by police, which sparked protests globally.

 

Sadly, these wonderful and astonishing creatures are perishing in mankind’s hands. From what our goblin whisperer, Pie Corbett said,that there are 400 globally, but we haven’t researched Antarctica yet. If there were more in Antarctica, there would be up to 30,000, since it is 14.2 million square kilometres.