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The magical mystery emporium

The magical mystery emporium

 

Are you bored on the weekends? Are you trying to set up some plans but can’t think of any? Would you like to try something new and different? If so then why don’t you come to the magical majestic emporium where there’s amazing things that your eyes must see! Maybe there’s something that you would like here. The best part is that it’s….FREE! 

  • Life changing wonders
  • Fountain of dreams
  • Wishing well


  • Animals 
  • Beautiful sunsets aka the golden hour
  • Gorgeous horizon

 

You won’t regret this! There are amazing places in the emporium. Check out our websites to see the map and pictures of what it looks like! Link in bio! Even Dora the explorer agrees! 

“What an amazing description for this adventure! I have a good feeling about this and I don’t think I’d regret it!” shouted Dora.

 

  1. Kids tickets are free
  2. Special golden ticket to enter VIP
  3. Food contest winners get 2M dollars!

 

Opening times: Mondays, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday 9:00am – 11pm. 

Closing times: Tuesdays, Thursday, Sunday 6:50am – 4:30pm.

 

Find us on M25 on Monton Street, Witherington WH4 8PD

Visit our website to find our more information about the emporium Mysterymagical@emporium.jotmail.co We are waiting for your call to book yourselves in!

 

 

the exiting imporium

The exiting emporium

 

Are you ready to have some fun? Do you want to make your imagination come true? Are you in a pit of sorrowful darkness?If so, explore the exciting emporium,and see your dreams in front of you. You don’t need to bring money, just bring your imagination.

 

Wondrous wonders waiting to be explored:

  • Hologram to see the whole universe
  • No gravity room
  • All you can eat buffet
  • Racing room to be a racing champion.(with no injuries)

 

Come and explore the wonders of the emporium let children run free 100% refunds and just remember bring no money but bring imagination also david walliams said “this emporium is the only shop I can do absolutely everything it’s just the best”

 

Opening times;

  • 9:00 am-8:00 pm                                                      th
  • Come to the corner of camp and coral march 19   2002


Visit the website www.emporium.co.uk

The Rick Astley

The Rick Astley

The Rick Astley, is an extraordinary form of insect that has only recently been discovered. It’s abilities have made it renowned amongst scientists. Would you just manage to recognise one? 

 

It is like any other ordinary insect you’d see, maybe going to the park or so, it is similar to the classic appearance of the Praying Mantis, however there’s only one difference and that is the head, oddly in the shape of Rick Astley, which caused the inspiration for the insect’s name according to scientists. 

 

Scientists have discovered that this insect has many different abilities, one of them being that the insect is able to play “Never Gonna Give You Up.” by Rick Astley with its legs, it’s a truly incredible feature that this insect possesses, similar to a grasshopper being able to play music as well, weirdly this creature tends to flatten itself when provoked, it can also jump up to 30ft into the air. 

 The Rick Astley has legs in the shape of a microphone and a microphone stand, Strangely coincidental if you ask me. It also has a stinger which can evaporate your skin once you’re stung, it is frighteningly true!

 

The Apex-One

The Apex–One

 

The apex-one is a high level rarity that was discovered this afternoon in the custom rainforest. Its abilities and mechanics are unique and dangerous. A message from the science community club say that it is possible to keep this insect of nature at home but takes serious responsibility and risk. When will it become instinct? Who discovered this creature? Was it cute or scary? No one knows but “they” know.

 

It is obvious to say this creature has 4 legs, it has two small angel wings to leap up to a normal adult’s height and the wings would appear when hitting ground and disappear while in the air. Its hands are spikes that are poisonous and also the legs have spikes only to sting but have sharper spikes. It has super human speed and is able to lift 110 kg. When in air, the apex ones would do a kick to a punching combo which might lead to death for the person. If the apex one dies or is squished there’s a ½ percent chance 100 mosquitos would appear out of the apex one’s abdomen to eat your skin, gross! Lastly,it is able to melt wood or metal but not brick so don’t make it angry!

 

The only reason this insect is safe to bring home as a pet is because it is neutral. It has two small eyes and two big eyes. The big eyes are yellow and green mixed but the small eyes… It has a few complications.One small eye is red on the other hand the other eye is blue. The bug will stay still when they run out of energy. If you pet the bug the small eyes would go blue and it would become your pet. If you attack it will 1000% dodge your attack and the small eyes will turn red and well… All you can do is hope for the best and Run fast! The cute thing about this creature is that it can blush awww!

If you attack the bug while it is your pet it will still be your pet but I’m expecting it is an accident. How was it born? How long does it live? You can find out more answers on our

Website: http://createbugweb.co.uk/ That’s all the information folks so goodbye for now and stay perky!

stickman

The stick-man  is an extraordinary creature  that can climb up like a gorilla   and  camouflage  in the ocean and trees

It is the most  dangerous creature ever been discovered by mankind   scientist have shared that if you find a four-leg,  two-winged and pitch-black eyes to scare predators  Connoisseur of Pain  aka stingray so please be very careful whenever you go to the rainforest and if your there, then I’m sorry  

Lockurch

The lockurch is an extraordinary bug that was just recently found today at an unknown lab.Research shows that it is actually a mixture of scorpions and an radioactive beetle.This deadly creature may seem small but it is a huge safety hazard; It has features of, 2 stingers filled with an poisonous substance, 12 legs (stingers can also be used as spare legs) , antennas with small circles attached to them which are their eyes and horns (variety of small and big horns) . If you get stung by one; your muscles will lock up and you will not be able to eat,drink or talk for 4 days *********** colours are brown and green ; we haven’t discovered any different colours so that is all we know.

 

It is safe to bring it at home as it will only attack you if you make it angry in any way.But that is rarely to happen and even if it stings you; it can retract the venom from your body after it has cooled down.

 

the deadly hornet bug

The deadly hornet bug

 

What does it look like?

The crawler is a bug with 18 legs and 3 sets of wings,it has legs like a spider, a body of a wasp and the venom of a king cobra and the stinger of a scorpion.the crawler is also known as the “deadly crawler”,it doesn’t often attack humans only if it goes near the territory because they will feel dangerd.

What can it do?

Usually they are very cute and they aren’t going to attack,but it is deadly when it stings you.If it stings you it will inject you with some acid that can kill 12 children with the same sting.

Where does it live?

It usually lives in hot countries like Australia,India,Africa,Indonesia and thailand.but it can also live in jungles and even survive snow storms,usually it can also kill big animals like elephants and rhinos.

What do they eat?

They are carnivores so they eat meat,pork and dead animals. It can trick animals into thinking it’s a bee so the deadly hornet can kill them in minutes.

What are its weaknesses?

You would think its a fearless bug but it has a lot of weaknesses that can kill it such as ***************** flytraps,sealife animals and even car.the reason of this is because if it gets wet it won’t be able to swim so it will drowned,if it sees some salt it will mistake it for sugar and it will eat the salt then its mouth will get dry and it will burn to death,the reason why sea life animals can be dangerous is because it can wet them and if it is trapped by a venus flytrap it will get ripped apart because it has soft skin.

The Plativ

The plativ is an exclusive form of insect that has only recently been discovered. Is one in a kind abilities and features makes it illustrious and loved within the insect community.We know you will be longing to find one but how do you know when you’ve seen it?

 

IT is similar to most creatures in the aspect that it has 6 feet ,wings and its appearance is similar to that of a beetle. But what separates it from being a normal bug is the fact that is feet are equipped with botulinum , which is a lethal poison that can kill you with just a drop of it.

 

It can fly up to speeds of 70 mph for 4 hours non stop.It has skin in dark colours and is patterned with different styles.You cannot hide from them as they have the ability to sneak under doors and squeeze through even the most minnecule of spaces. They do not attack unless they are startled or frightened and their skin begins to glow a deadly green.

The BBQ Beetle

The BBQ Beetle

 

The BBQ beetle is an extraordinary form of insect that has only recently been discovered. It’s abilities it’s abilities have made it renowned amongst the scientific community. Would you even recognise one and is there anything crucial that we need to know about this new creator?

 

The BBQ beetle It is like most insects in as far as it has legs, wings and is similar to the classic appearance of an insect. The majority of the BBQ beetle possess 4 wings which enable them to fly at very rapid speeds. However, a minority have been seen with as many as 2 wings and this variety is especially nimble, flying at great altitudes. In the main, they are the size of a large dragonfly and have rather similar eyes that bulge. Amazingly, they have the capacity to see in all directions at the same time like a pigeon.

 

The BBQ beetle’s body is multi-patterned and covered in tiny scales as dark as the midnight sky as it flies. Weirdly, they can flatten their glittering bodies and this means they have access to all sorts of places. They can squeeze under locked doors and even into boxes! This is concerning because when cornered or frightened, they will attack humans with an especially savage and potent venom that is stored in their tail. Alarmingly, their venom is so powerful that it can make you feel like all your blood is on fire! So – beware of BBQ beetle.

The killer bug

The killer bug

 

The killer bug can easily kill anyone or anything that touches it or goes near it. For example if a human goes near or touches it, they will get poisoned and either survive or die. If an animal goes near the killer bug, the animal will die quicker than a human that’s near the killer bug. It could easily cause a huge pandemic. A virus would go around from this too. The killer bugs are extremely dangerous and everyone is told to stay away from it and to keep their pets and other animals away too. What would you do if you saw this insect? 

 

If you see a killer bug you must not approach and kill it. These bugs have senses which can lead all the other killer bugs too. If you kill one of them the rest of them would come in less than a second. You will be attacked by hundreds of them but there’s the one that is most dangerous. The queen killer bug. She is the most dangerous out of all of them. If she lands on you, you might not feel it and you will faint at any time. She poisons us easily. She can also kill the others but she wouldn’t because they are all family. The queen has 5 stings 9 legs and is extremely huge. These killer bugs are exactly like bees but WORSE. 

The queen is always protected by the others and she only takes care of one specific human who would never hurt her or the rest of them. She flies around everywhere with a swarm of the other killer bugs behind her. Their home is in a huge nest, in a huge tree. The queen also poisons her home so no human goes near it. – BEWARE the KILLER BUG –