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DRAGON HUNTER NEEDED by Eva

Are you always looking outside your window searching for the dangerous dragon? Have you always wanted to be rich? Do you have the bravery to protect your family from that dragon? Well this is the job for you!

If you are the person we are looking for then you will need to do things like find the dragon ,tame the dragon, kill the dragon, and travel far away from Wigan and place it where it can never return.

Of course you will want a prize in return if you do this successfully so  you will get a free breakfast for a whole week Additionally, you will receive 100 pets that never dies. Furthermore, a t-shirt with the slogan ‘I killed the dragon’ which has the power to make everyone who sees it bow down in worship – you will be treated like a god. And like how we said ‘. Do you want to be rich?’ You will get a golden penguin golden crown golden car golden chicken everything you desire will be gold.

However did we mention you will get a free hover board. Last but not Least you will get a hat that will fire out lazes and a glove that can walk on its fingers.

If you are not interested in this job then please contact Eva dragon service.com and make sure you send you’re email to WE MAKE YOUR LIFE EASY!!

JOB NEEDED URGENTLY-by Freya

WANTED-DRAGON HUNTER NOW!

Would you like to be the most richest and most powerful person in the world? Do your finest fantasy dreams include you hunting a dragon down and people loving you until the end of time? Are you the bravest out of the village?

Please scroll down to find out more.

We are looking for somebody who can battle several dragon’s without any fear. You are also expected to come back in a certain time or your reward will not be here when you get back. If you fail other people could take your place. Many people are not qualified but if you are you are still able to join.

This is an opportunity of a life time and we guarantee you will receive your rewards such as: a colossal sack of gold that will help you pay of a lot of debts and buy you the most expensive thing in the world twice! You could possess your own hover board that can fly you all the way up to the clouds including infinity hand made burgers from the bottom of your hover board. Don’t miss out on your very own TV and sofa that will travel you anywhere your watching. Best of all you will receive a magic pond that you could see your future in as a dragon hunter. Also you will get your full collection of space bars including: Galaxy, Mars and Milky Way. You can’t sack it!

This job is needed. So if you would like to apply fill out the application today and send it to 4 wormboten  mansion. If you are chosen please make your way to wormby planet.

Dragon job advertisement by levi

Are you the finest of dragon hunters seeking gold and rewards then this is the job for you. Do you have the bravery of 10 men? Then look no further.

We are expecting you to:

Gather research

Scare away the dragons

Run through forests,deserts,oceans and villages

Find out we’re they live

First think of a sack of gold that will stable you for the rest of your life. Our offer includes Cinton juice and gorzia chips and hover boots which can go as high as you want with the thought of your brain.

If this is the job for you write you application by owl to Piglin street road to the house of Piglins.

The courageous dragon hunter by Maggie

The courageous dragon hunter

Are you currently applying for too many jobs? Well do you want to save our little town? Are you constantly worrying about your children at night? Well not for long, because if you have what it takes to hunt down these nasty beasts then apply now to saveourtown.com

If your application has been accepted you will be expected to do disturbing things to this beast ,work 24 hour shifts and travel to where ever this smelly beast goes .

Not only will you get the honour of saving our town . We will provide you with a contract to reward you with a personalised agent to get you into shows and films . And many books will be written about your courageous deed . You will be the most famous person in the land . You will be given your own lion to keep you safe . And a luxurious house in every country so you can live anywhere and included with furniture and a pool and bedrooms for your entire family . If you want to help our town then send your application to 500 Maggie street or send it to saveourtown.com and call us 077365197321

Dragon whisperer advertisement by Johnny

Are you a magnificent dragon whisperer that can tame dragons? Do you have the bravery and courage to have this fascinating job? If so, read on.

We are looking for the finest dragon whisperer. You will be expected to tame the dragon, calm it down and feed it a sleeping potion so it will be in a deep sleep for eternity.

If you are successful, we will reward you with a nimbus 3000, which will go up to 150 miles per hour. You will receive more treatment than the whole village put together. Furthermore, you will collect a box of lucky potions at the ministry of dragon hunting since 1456 and they will give you good luck for your lifetime. Next, you will accept a luxurious mansion on the hillside of golden mountain. Therefore, it will come with a room full of diamonds and emeralds. Last but not least, you will get a humongous statue of a dragon made fully of homemade gingerbread with chocolate icing on top(it will be next to the spiral staircase on the second floor in your new castle).

If you are intrigued in this job, send an owl saying you will sign up to the ministry of dragon hunting in Belfast.

Dragon whisperer wanted by Claudia.

DRAGON WHISPERER

-WANTED

Are you seeking employment, so you can earn money? Are you fearless of even the most colossal, nerve racking beasts in all the lands? Do you want to save all of your fellow town citizens? If so than don’t hesitate to apply immediately!

As a dragon whisperer we are seeking someone who can make our town a dragon free place. You must be able to; catch the dragon, or tame it to and lead to else where.

If you become successful we will reward you with 3 bonus’s for your service throughout the town.

First imagine a great golden statue of you in the town square, were many people will bow in honour. The second thing you will receive is a diamond in crusted bow and arrow of which is as strong as titanium! The final thing you may receive is 100 magical ginger kittens with eye as green as emerald, these creatures are guaranteed to grant you lots of wishes and advice of great wisdom!

If you want these prizes then sign up IMMEDIATELY! So call 0700-9231 to get your application approved.

Wanted Dragon Hunter By Josh

Wanted Dragon Hunter

Are you the Finest dragon hunter? Do you possess enough courage to face your own fears? Do you want to be richer then all kings is the world? If so look no further.

If you are successful we are expecting you to: slay those vile beast or catch them so we can do scientific research on the colossal dragons.

First, you will get a sack of gold each month allowing you to go to anywhere you want. Furthermore, you will get a golden cup covered with 5 Fire gems carefully picked from the Phoenix’s nest. Our unimaginable offer includes a full Trakill breakfast. You can possess a glove that  allows you to control lightning bolts. Lastly you will be gifted a horse that can take you to the ends of the world.

Don’t miss the opportunity! Apply and send through the teleporting fire. Name #slay dragons.

Dragon Whisperer by Jacob

Dragon whisperer

Do you have the ability to talk to dragons and say go away or scare them off? Can you calm these deadly beasts so they can go away? Does your nice, soft voice help these dragons to calm down? Have you dreamed of being rich and then defeat these dragons?

If you think you are brave you can kill the dragons so we can live a peaceful life again.

We will reward you with a stack of shiny, bright gold. You will be known as the dragon hunter who saved are town and many story’s will be told about you. Thirdly you be awarded with a castle in Jacton it is the most posh house in the whole world.

Now if you want to do this meat us at the front of Jacton so we can meat you.

WANTED-URGENTLY-DRAGON HUNTER by Chloe G

                                                 Wanted-Urgently-Dragon Hunter!

Are you the finest Dragon Hunter in the land? Can you capture this beastly creature that is haunting our home? Do you have the courage to help us out?

If so this is the job for you.

We are seeking a Dragon Hunter that can get this beast out of our land, save us from this monstrosity and to protect us from harm.

First, people will film movies and write songs based on your heroic deeds. This an opportunity to earn an enchanted healing potion of the finest from wingleton. Furthermore, you will receive a castle of gold, packed full of servants who will get your every need. Additionally, you will earn a free visit to boot land to collect power boots. Also, you will get a magic wand to help you tame your future preys. Get into the record books for best Dragon Hunter. Finally, you will earn an unending supply of gold, diamonds and jewels for the rest of your days!

Don’t miss this opportunity. Apply to the sign at the bottom of lollipop mountain and you will be called for auditions soon!

The sky ship by Lucy

The sky ship

Episode 1

Ty held onto the railings,his hands trembled in fear,he gulped as the sky ship shakes threw the clouds.Ty stared at Tessa who was leaning over the railings to see the mythical view.They had left the home town and have been on the ship for about exactly a week now.They would of passed the lowlands but a fierce storm blew them in a different direction.At that time the angry sky dragons began to strike.Ty saw one of the dragons fly right underneath the sky ship,Tessa saw another dragon peek out of a stormy lightning cloud.All of a sudden,one of the dragons roared Hot flaming fire that was heading towards the sky ship.Captain brown beard tugged on the railings while he was trying to turn back on the powerless engine.The electricity was turned off…no hope was left.The sky ship was slowly falling onto the ground.Everybody was preparing to land.The sky ship just passed the droopy clouds.They twisted from side to side again.Ty and Tessa were searching for dragons while they drifted down…

Episode 2

Ty stared in horror while the sky ship hit the ground (THUMP) Looking around the area there eyes met up with a village that only owned rusty,old fashioned houses.The village looked ruined,rubbish everywhere…The sounds of dragons lead to everybody’s ears.Huge holes in the houses,sounds of blowing wind.All was silent.Shattered windows in all places.The crew had left to gather supplies.Tys Belly rumbled as his arm got goosebumps.Tessa sat down me enjoyed her time being in charge.The glistening sky shocked Tessa of how beautiful it was.Ty held his warm teddy as hard a he could.

Episode 3

Tessa heard a screeching noise coming from the sky ships wooden hull.

Ty got on his knees and looked over as his face was as pale as a stormy cloud.Ty ran straight back and sat down next to the railing but Tessa rushed to see what it was.Her eyes connected with big,bold eyes.It was quite small.The creature stared and stared .It started to scuttle onto the ship.Tessa figured out that it was a baby dragon!Tessa could see that it’s leg was hurt very badly.Ty stayed behind Tessa for the whole time it was here.”It probably got hurt during the storm” Tessa explained.The dragon was to cold to move,so Tessa rushed to grab a blanket.

Episode 4

After a long time of waiting the crew returned. They were sailing at night.Ty spotted a shooting star while Tessa was with the dragon in the space that they found him.Ty remembered the loving times at home and the roast dinners while Tessa loved the adventure.Tessa looked at the view and adored it and she never wanted to go home.All of a sudden,They heard a loud bang.Tessa and Ty stared panicking and was thinking that it was a warning that a dragon was about to appear.Captain brown beard rushed over to Tessa and ty and calmed them down and told them it was just his tool bag.Tessa whipped her sweat of her forehead and calmly fell asleep as well as ty…