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Dabogoblins

Name:  Dabogoblin

Habitat: German alleyways

Lifespan: 1 hour

Dabogoblins practise aim while drunk with catapults on cardboard targets. They shoot coins out of the catapults. They argue with Hobogoblins about owning terrain. One also killed Batman’s parents.

Storm goblin

Storm goblin

The storm goblin is a rare species of goblin. Generally, they are only found during the worst storms or just before them. This is because they have learned that wherever they go the storm goes. Additionally, the rain can clean their scales and if their scales are red they are overheated.

Storm goblins are easy to identify as their scales make them distinct to the rest of the storm. At the age of 300 they are a metre and a half tall.

Our save the storm goblin campaign has raised a total of £300 for them. We are hoping to raise more money in the future for them.

Mountain Goblins and where to find them

There are many creatures in our world: pretty and ugly, high and small. And today I want to talk about Goblins, namely Mountain Goblins.

We have many species of them but Mountain Goblins are one of the most high type. Also, they have: grey and ugly skin which is all in blisters; huge ears; very very small eyes, because of them they have very bad eyesight, and they are very strong.

Different types of Goblins live in different places: some in water, some in fire and at cetera. But our today guests live in caves. Most of the people believe that nature make them all but it is absolutely false. How you remember, Mountain Goblins are very high and because of this they can’t live in caves which nature make. Nature’s caves are too small for them. So they need to make caves bigger.

Most people wonder: What are eating Goblins? And I have answer on this question. Most of Goblins are herbivores but not Mountain Goblins. From their beginning they eat each other. This their habit saved to our days. And just in case, be very careful when you go in any huge caves. But I have better idea: Don’t go in any huge strange caves at all!

Thank you for reading!

Recycling goblins

The recycling goblin is a rare form of goblin. Generally, recycling goblins come out at dawn. However, there have been sightings of these things at night. They have adapted to the dark environment as they are commonly found in dark places. If they make contact with any ‘rubbish’ then they can get a terrible disease, which can result in death.

Recycling goblins are easy to identify as they have bright green scales that glow at night. They are 15cm high and 8cm wide. They are found in a variety of places such as recycling bins, bin lorries and even cardboard boxes. This species of goblin are VERY greedy and love stealing peoples things to reuse and make into something of their own. They take plastic bottles and colour them in to use as the perfect dress or suit.

Our ‘save the recycling goblin’ campaign is on going today and we hope you can chip in and make sure to check your bins before dropping bin bags in. Many people think that this species are becoming extinct from mankind killing them, but it is you dropping your rubbish on top of them. Only you can make a difference!

 

What are Water Goblins ?

The Water Goblin are a unique species.  There habitat is very hidden,   it a circle of cliff faces with water cascading down into a sapphire  pool of water. There are trees with luscious green leaves. They have bushes with all kind of berries on. They  eat  all of  the berries even the poisonous ones. The Water Goblins are made of stone and don’t actually live in the water they drink lots of water everyday and it pours out of the crevices, the have to keep drinking water throughout the day. The most interesting thing about the Water Goblins is that the water that they drink multiplys by 5pfive in the throat. If you would like to help the Water goblins by giving them food, please donate.

Sand Goblin

The sand goblin scurries through the minute shreds of bright sand as heat of the strengthened sun burns its patterned ,beige back. The sand goblin 3ft in size surfed the sand craters and bathed in the sinking sand as its cold below overwhelms his wrinkly legs. A small mouth of blue colours rests in his dry skin awaiting water as the weak little legs pound the weak floor.

The ice goblin.

interestingly, the ice goblin is so much more powerful than the fire species. Ice can immediately turn a fire move away in battle. Although ice goblins are stupidly clumsy, they can become very serious and dependant during fights. Fire is weak against ice because ice freezes and fire burns. Ice goblins are usually found in cold parts of the earth and if they are found elsewhere, it is common that they die. Without ice and water, ice goblins can not live. Other species that do not involve ice and water, are very deadly to ice goblins because there are no snacks that the ice goblin would enjoy. The ice goblins favourite food is ice cream, snow cones, freshly frozen ice cubes and yogurts. Yes, yogurts. Although yogurts are not related to the other remaining snacks for an ice goblins, they enjoy it. Very much.

Trolls

Cloud Trolls!

You will know a cloud troll when you see one, they controll the weather and are like a small fluffy, white pom pom. They seem to roam around in their top fasion clothing from louis vitton and gucci. They have long droopy ears and have a green scaly skin.

cave goblin

The cave goblin is a big….green and brown goblin. he likes to walk and talk as the trees wave above him. He walks into the cold and gloomy cave, searching for the golden crystal in the dark…

 

The cave goblin slowly and careful tries not to stumble of the small and large rocks surrounding him.    stumble, stumble, he has reached the large white patch in the rocks. “ gold crystals!” he said. He walked over too it,yet still trying not to trip over. He reaches the white patch. As he slowing breaks it, a MASSIVE crystal appears and drops on the floor. Are we lucky?

The forest goblin

The Forest goblin is a very rare type of goblin. These species of goblin tend to sleep in the day and are awake in the night. This is because they spend three weeks in a tree trunk causing them to not know when it’s day and when it’s night.

These goblins tend to eat a multitude of mushrooms, flowers and leaves. They find their food after midnight when most animals are fast asleep. They can be found in the depths of any treacherous forest.

They are very hard to find and identify. Therefore, that’s why there is not a lot of information about these shy creatures. However, scientists are trying to find out more about these goblins as we speak.