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selling a member of your family

My aunty was staying with me in my house; one day she misplaced my certificate so was angry.

I went online to check for websites selling people then I saw a website called people.com.

When I opened the website, it said I should write the things the person can do and I wrote

Cooking and chores. The next day the people from the website came with a case of money and I

And I gave them my aunty and they bought her and I became free from my aunty. I said I have never

Been this happy in this life

IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE

On a Sunday night me and my uncle where sailing on a ship trying some fish. It started train so my uncle said we should go back home but I insisted that we should continue to search, then a heavy storm caught us so our ship capsized and I drowned. When I woke up to see a dark place so I started to shout my uncle’s name but all I heard was an eco of what I was said. Then I saw thousand of teeth so I figured out I was in the belly of a whale in the sea.

Goblin in the Fridge

 

When I came back from school, I started my assignments and finished slept off. So when I was done I went to bed and woke up and was thirsty that night.                  When  I opened the fridge, I saw a very creepy, ugly Goblin with ears as long as trees and feet as big as buses. I was scared and thought it was my imagination. But it was not ,so the goblin came out and I called my elder sister and  siblings. And they were terrified but talked to it and we all became friends with the nice and friendly Goblin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I came back from school, I started my assignments and finished slept off. So when I was done I went to bed and woke up and was thirsty that night.                  When  I opened the fridge, I saw a very creepy, ugly Goblin with ears as long as trees and feet as big as buses. I was scared and thought it was my imagination. But it was not ,so the goblin came out and I called my elder sister and  siblings. And they were terrified but talked to it and we all became friends with the nice and friendly Goblin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I came back from school, I started my assignments and finished slept off. So when I was done I went to bed and woke up and was thirsty that night.                  When  I opened the fridge, I saw a very creepy, ugly Goblin with ears as long as trees and feet as big as buses. I was scared and thought it was my imagination. But it was not ,so the goblin came out and I called my elder sister and  siblings. And they were terrified but talked to it and we all became friends with the nice and friendly Goblin.

 

 

 

When I came back from school, I started my assignments and finished slept off. So when I was done I went to bed and woke up and was thirsty that night.                  When  I opened the fridge, I saw a very creepy, ugly Goblin with ears as long as trees and feet as big as buses. I was scared and thought it was my imagination. But it was not ,so the goblin came out and I called my elder sister and  siblings. And they were terrified but talked to it and we all became friends with the nice and friendly Goblin.

 

 

 

 

When I came back from school, I started my assignments and finished slept off. So when I was done I went to bed and woke up and was thirsty that night.                  When  I opened the fridge, I saw a very creepy, ugly Goblin with ears as long as trees and feet as big as buses. I was scared and thought it was my imagination. But it was not ,so the goblin came out and I called my elder sister and  siblings. And they were terrified but talked to it and we all became friends with the nice and friendly Goblin.

 

 

When I came back from school, I started my assignments and finished slept off. So when I was done I went to bed and woke up and was thirsty that night.                  When  I opened the fridge, I saw a very creepy, ugly Goblin with ears as long as trees and feet as big as buses. I was scared and thought it was my imagination. But it was not ,so the goblin came out and I called my elder sister and  siblings. And they were terrified but talked to it and we all became friends with the nice and friendly Goblin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I came back from school, I started my assignments and finished slept off. So when I was done I went to bed and woke up and was thirsty that night.                  When  I opened the fridge, I saw a very creepy, ugly Goblin with ears as long as trees and feet as big as buses. I was scared and thought it was my imagination. But it was not ,so the goblin came out and I called my elder sister and  siblings. And they were terrified but talked to it and we all became friends with the nice and friendly Goblin.

 

 

When I came back from school, I started my assignments and finished slept off. So when I was done I went to bed and woke up and was thirsty that night.                  When  I opened the fridge, I saw a very creepy, ugly Goblin with ears as long as trees and feet as big as buses. I was scared and thought it was my imagination. But it was not ,so the goblin came out and I called my elder sister and  siblings. And they were terrified but talked to it and we all became friends with the nice and friendly Goblin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I came back from school, I started my assignments and finished slept off. So when I was done I went to bed and woke up and was thirsty that night.                  When  I opened the fridge, I saw a very creepy, ugly Goblin with ears as long as trees and feet as big as buses. I was scared and thought it was my imagination. But it was not ,so the goblin came out and I called my elder sister and  siblings. And they were terrified but talked to it and we all became friends with the nice and friendly Goblin.

 

 

When I came back from school, I started my assignments and finished slept off. So when I was done I went to bed and woke up and was thirsty that night.                  When  I opened the fridge, I saw a very creepy, ugly Goblin with ears as long as trees and feet as big as buses. I was scared and thought it was my imagination. But it was not ,so the goblin came out and I called my elder sister and  siblings. And they were terrified but talked to it and we all became friends with the nice and friendly Goblin.

 

I was thirsty so I went to the fridge to get some water.

As I opened the door I saw a green goblin with black eyes big ears and sharp teeth, closed the door and ran away. When I came back with a knife I opened the door

It just started to laugh at me so I stabbed it with a knife

And it jumped out and ran away into the living room

And my uncle, who had a gun, shot it and it ran back into

The forest area where him and his people can’t disturb us ever again.