Dear mum I can’t do my homework because our cat pooped on it and then it ate it.

Sorry daddy I can’t tidy my room because my room has disappeared!

Sorry Grandma I can’t got to school today because a bat bite me in the night on my neck and it’s awfully painful.

Dear Grandpa I can’t eat my dinner because the tooth fairy took away all my teeth.

Dear mummy I can’t clean my fish tank because a tiger drank all the water and ate my fish!

Sorry Dad, I’m going to be late for school because a seagull pecked me on my head and made me cry.