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Draconic goblins

Draconic goblins (nicknamed ‘wingless dragons’) are tall, scaly creatures that live solitary lives and inhabit large underground dens, which they decorate with enemy skulls and self painted banners. Obviously, being draconic predators, they are the most dangerous kind of goblin.

 

Weirdly, they are all female, not needing a mate to lay fertilised eggs, which they lay three of every ten years. The majority have a lifespan of approximately seventy years, yet they can sometimes live for up to one hundred and thirty years old! 

 

Most draconic goblins feed on cave and leaf goblins, yet a few have specific taste preferences. Generally, they will chase their prey, using their immense speed and stamina to catch them, before ripping them to shreds, roasting them with their fiery breath before swallowing the pieces.

 

The majority of draconic goblins are left to try and survive as a child. Usually they are born three feet tall with a sharp horn to break through the eggshell, yet normally the horn leaves when the goblin turns fifty.

 

Due to them being cannibalistic and extremely territorial, there are less than 5000 in the world currently. Weirdly, there is no effort to save them! Probably because they kill an average 430 people per year.

 

There are many myths about these beasts, and some believe an immortal draconic goblin king lives far underground although this is not supported by evidence as draconic goblins hate other draconic goblins, so a hierarchy would be impossible.

 

Joey Bell, goblin expert and rare creature enthusiast.

Draconic goblins

Draconic goblins (nicknamed ‘wingless dragons’) are tall, scaly creatures that live solitary lives and inhabit large underground dens, which they decorate with enemy skulls and self painted banners. Obviously, being draconic predators, they are the most dangerous kind of goblin.

 

Weirdly, they are all female, not needing a mate to lay fertilised eggs, which they lay three of every ten years. The majority have a lifespan of approximately seventy years, yet they can sometimes live for up to one hundred and thirty years old! 

 

Most draconic goblins feed on cave and leaf goblins, yet a few have specific taste preferences. Generally, they will chase their prey, using their immense speed and stamina to catch them, before ripping them to shreds, roasting them with their fiery breath before swallowing the pieces.

 

The majority of draconic goblins are left to try and survive as a child. Usually they are born three feet tall with a sharp horn to break through the eggshell, yet normally the horn leaves when the goblin turns fifty.

 

Due to them being cannibalistic and extremely territorial, there are less than 5000 in the world currently. Weirdly, there is no effort to save them! Probably because they kill an average 430 people per year.

 

There are many myths about these beasts, and some believe an immortal draconic goblin king lives far underground although this is not supported by evidence as draconic goblins hate other draconic goblins, so a hierarchy would be impossible.

 

Joey Bell, goblin expert and rare creature enthusiast.

Glitch Goblin

The glitch goblin lives in dark spaces like a swamp to pounce on its prey. It can camouflage into anything it can use this to its advantage. It can glitch and destroy anything it touches. It mainly eats meat so it hunts anything meat related and glitches the skin to eat it’s meat. It can go without water for two weeks and food six days.