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Wanted: Dragon Tamer

Have you every wanted to be considered as a powerful person? Have you ever wanted to tame dragons? Well this is the job for you! You will get paid a salary of 1000 pound per hour. Unfortunately, we are having trouble with the gold spitting dragon. Whenever people try to tame this beast they get spat at and automatically turned into gold. We are looking for a responsible person to tame this dragon!In this job you will be expected to:

. to hunt down the dragon

.  to tame the dragon

. to sell the dragon and remember the costumer is always right.

You will be provided with various rewards such as:

. A full breakfast every day

. The experience of travelling the globe

. Drinking from emerald fountain water everyday

To sign up to this life changing experience travel down to the bottom of the traumatic mountain and leave your application where the sign says Dragon tamer. If you survive this then the job is yours! We look forward to hearing from you!

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