Are you capable of capturing a dragon? If so, then apply now to this wonderful oppertunity to become famous worldwide and earn £90,000,000 a year. This job or so called Offer of a Lifetime is offering you all the things you need. Please join The Dragon Catchers Co.™  We are proud to offer you a space in the industry of luring mythical creatures. This is how it all started… A long, long time ago, Santa spotted this creature out alone in the snow, so he raised it as his own, but one day, it was bewildered and lost it’s mind. Join us to make a change to this city as it will help the people of this country to not be terrified. If you would like to work here, call 07739 387210 or visit our website http://www.dragoncatchers.com and press apply now. We have all the equipment you may need, for example:

• A magical torch that leads mythical creatures to your valley.
• An electric rope so if the beast is trying to get away, you can electricute it.
• A troop of immortal sidekicks.
• A teleporter to reach the secret bunker.

If you run out of food or water, we have provided you with the everlasting water of the forever tree and the berries of the fire pheonix that will send a flow of energy down your spine to keep you motivated and up and running. This job will take the strongest of people, the strength of a grown man, the smartness of a computer and the determination of an explorer.  As this occupation is very dangerous, we have decided to add an extra reward to your salary:

• A trip to the magical waterfall where friendly magic creatures lurk.
• A maid to help you whenever you need her the most.
• A breakfast everyday for free.
• And a mansion and the latest car to help you live the life of luxury.

Your instructor shall be called Dave Wasowski and he will take you only to the depths of the Canadian Mountains where you will take it from there and search for the dragon. If you find it, report to a member of staff in our company immediately. Thank you and good luck, stay safe, dont be eaten….