What I like about boiled egg and soldiers is  when you dip your soldier into the egg and it drools out all gooey.

What I hate about the sun is when you get a saw sunburn and my mum says i can’t peel it off.

What I like about popping candy is when the sensation of all the little rocks sizzling on my mouth.

What I hate about bacon is when my mum over cooks it and I get all the black parts.

What I love about bacon is when you can hear sizzling on the frying pan.

What i hate about my Xbox is when it unplugs half way through a game.

What I like about sledging is when I race down the massive mountain and get a rush of adrenaline.

What I hate about crossing the road is when it’s really busy and you can’t cross because all the cars are whizzing past.

What I love about pot noodles is when I drink all the juice at the end and have barely any noodles left.

What I hate about getting up early in the morning is when I’m really tired and can’t be bothered to do anything except from lying on the couch with my warm blanket.

What i love about my dog is when he snuggles up with me on the sofa and we watch tv together.

What I hate about chalk is when it screeches on a black board and it goes right through me.