I have never sailed across the Pacific Ocean,
yet I have paddled up a pond.

I have never climbed a mountain,
yet I have hiked Lickey Hills.

I have never tasted a £1000 sandwich,
yet I have tasted a Subway sandwich.

I have never slain a giant,
yet I have stepped on an ant.

I have never punched a mountain,
yet I have punched a tree (regretfully painful)