Breaking News – Ancient Greeks has been spotted in Glasgow Fairfield
This is the 6 o’clock news. The main headline today is that wonderfully Ancient Greeks been sighted in Glasgow!
There have been reports that they are viciously taking over the county. Residents have described them as “psychotic animals.” One farmer said one had “kicked him out of his house!”
The police are asking anyone who has seen these terrifying yet magnificent people to get in touch with them immediately.
Tune in later for further updates

Breaking News – Ancient Greeks has been spotted in Glasgow Fairfield
This is the 6 o’clock news. The main headline today is that wonderfully Ancient Greeks been sighted in Glasgow!
There have been reports that they are viciously taking over the county. Residents have described them as “psychotic animals.” One farmer said one had “kicked him out of his house!”
The police are asking anyone who has seen these terrifying yet magnificent people to get in touch with them immediately.
Tune in later for further updates